The Mak

Beckham pouting like a little bitch, Roman celebrating like a hero:

Wonder what those mugs are redcafe are saying now? 'Hazard is not United quality, he would only be rotated with Adnan'. Fucking deluded idiots. Be prepared for them to sound more and more like scousers. They'll be going on about their history next. Mugs.

Composure please. Lunatic Luiz should be taken off as a precaution.

C'mon José, give Matic a half an hour so we can get him ready for the big games.

Assist from Cahill, what a man. I swore that was Hazard!

C'MON THE LADS!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYY! FUCK OFF UNITED!

Luiz needs a fucking straight jacket. What an absolute nutter. He could throw this game away for us if he's not careful. We'd be lucky if he makes it to the second half so we can get Matic on for him.

Mourinho better be dishing out the slaps at half-time. Some players need to wake up.

Stop with the fucking wasteful longballs for fuck sake. Just giving them the ball.

Terrible, terrible, terrible, terrible, terrible, terrible Ivanovic.

Hope thats the last long ball to Eto'o I see. Keep the ball for a bit lads. Christ.

Love if our away kit went back to the old yellow top and blue shorts! I feel a few players would feel at home in it!

Just goes to show what City were actually capable of with a semi-decent manager. I always said Mancini was an absolute mug and hoped he stayed forever. City should've been winning the league for the past 3 seasons in all honesty but that idiot couldn't even get them out of CL group stages with one of the best squads in the world. We have Mourinho now though!

Don't start you.... I'm not laughing at you or anything, but I just love the fact that your first ever post in over a year and a half was to tell Stingray to stop harping on about DPs! See what you do to people Stingray?

That's Essien gone then it seems. Be great if Aké got some minutes. He looked really good at the end of last season.

Need a laugh? Transfer News: Everton have to wait to find out future of Romelu Lukaku Everton boss Roberto Martinez says Chelsea are not going to listen to any offers for Romelu Lukaku at the moment. The Toffees boss has made no secret that they would love to keep the Belgian youngster, who has impressed hugely since signing on loan on transfer deadline day in September. Lukaku has bagged nine Premier League goals already, but Martinez admits the club know they are wasting their time making any approach at the moment. "I know Chelsea are not contemplating listening to any offers and Romelu is highly regarded there," Martinez told the Guardian. "It's not in the agreement [to discuss a January transfer]. The agreement we have with Chelsea is that we will wait until the end of the season and as parent club they need to be the ones that give us the hint if it's possible or not. "I rate Romelu as one of the best strikers in European football now. We want to keep Romelu as long as we can, but the reality is he's on loan for the season. "They need to be the ones that give us the hint if it's possible or not in the future. "As you can imagine the situation is we need to wait until the end of the season. "Rom is enjoying his football. He knows he's here until the end of the season and I don't think it would be beneficial to anyone to go into a conversation that's not going to change the agreement we have until May." http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/11661/9121531/transfer-news-everton-have-to-wait-to-find-out-future-of-romelu-lukaku I didn't know Roberto Martinez smoked? No? Because he must be smoking something!

Already making stuff up just to get views, he's well on his way! (It'd be funny if the original source is actually the Daily Mail! )

At least the Matic wankfest has moved to a different area of the forum! Plenty of room for Kev's now!

Most likely! Steal Choulo's idea in a bid to work for the Daily Mail!

All the best to him. Sometimes you just have to accept that it just doesn't work out. It's a shame, because he's already extremely good and is only going to get better. But it seems like he wasn't mentally strong enough yet for a Mourinho team. He'll do well at Wolfsburg. He'll walk into their team and be their shining light; they don't have a better player. Enjoy it Kev! I just hope we don't come across you in a few years and end up embarrassing us!

Great! Now maybe we'll stop being linked with unrealistic targets like him, but I doubt it.

"In Diego Torres' book 'Prepare to Lose: The Mourinho Era', it is claimed that Mourinho sobbed when he was told that Moyes would be taking over at United and viewed the decision as a betrayal by Ferguson. "I think the person who wrote that book shouldn't write books. He should write books for kids using his imagination," Mourinho said. "I am where I want to be. I want to go nowhere else. I have the job I want to have, I don't have another job.' "When I left Porto I wanted to come to England because at that time there was no Chelsea, I had no emotional connections with any club. "When I left Chelsea I wanted only Italy or Spain, not another English club. "After Real Madrid I wanted England and if possible, Chelsea. It's the only time I've said this country and this specific club. "If not Chelsea then I'd have been in England at another club, but when the door at my club opened for me, I had the job I wanted to have." "I knew a couple of weeks before the announcement because my friend (Ferguson) was very nice to me and trusted me completely," Mourinho said. "He told me something really important before the press, he didn't want me to read it in the press. He told me you are one of my best players in football, I want you to know it from me. "He was so nice to me, he gave me such a big reasonability to keep that. "From me never, but I was afraid that somebody might leak it and the boss could think it came from me, so I was a little under pressure. "In the same way he knew from me that I was coming back to Chelsea. It's just things between friends. "I wasn't committed to Chelsea at the time, but I wanted to come and Chelsea had expressed the desire for me to come back.""http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/11668/9121244/premier-league-chelsea-boss-jose-mourinho-mocks-manchester-united-link Now could all United fans seriously FUCK OFF dreaming that José ever wanted to go to that decaying shithole of a club. Thanks. Mugs.

Oh I know that no doubt he's our best corner taker, but I don't think he does it as well as his set pieces outside the box. When he takes them outside the box closer to the sidelines he's allowed to put his wicked curve on it and into a lot of space for our players to attack. But it's not as effective at corners, he can't seem to get the curve as accurate as he does in other areas. He's not one to exactly drill it into an area either.

If he's good at set-pieces it's a big + for him over Shaw because, for as much as I love him, Oscar is terrible at them. Willian and Hazard are no better. Mata and Lampard won't start much either. Mata is good at everything except corners really. Lampard's free-kicks, and penalties to an extent, have deteriorated into 'smash it as hard as you possible can and hope for the best'.

Loves a drink!