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Kondogbia and Van Ginkel in the pivot aw yis I'm going to fap now

Yep I was gonna post this as well lmao

To be honest he scored a few goals lol but he wasn't banging them in every game missed a few sitters as well

lol no way he would say that

If Emenalo wasn't Nigerian Mikel would of been long gone.

i don't understand why everyone says Oscar in the pivot. Like it literally blows my mind. anyone else?

Anyone who loses their hair at 28 (idk how old Iniesta is, don't really give a FUCK) means they have too much estrogen in them.

No matter what you do you'll never test my love for you

My hatred for Spain is ridiculous. Hope they go through a famine soon.

Leftovers from Benitez

Strong bias. Lose the blue tinted glasses and you'll realise what a poor footballer he is.

He's 26..When he's 35 people will keep saying give him time he'll become one of the best CB's. He's only popular because of his hair and his personality, but the most important aspect which is his football, is horrendous.

I love you

30m would be daylight robbery, sell while we can.

Funny thing is we thought we were getting the better player in the deal

fame has gotten to his head

Just sell Torres and bring in Bony or Benteke so we could have an all blacks frontline.

shit cunt

He's one of the best CDM's in the world right now.

We got 3 strikers yes but how many of them have enough quality to start for Chelsea? 1. I'd rather have 2 world class strikers than 5-6 average ones (Ba, torrid etc)

The problem is that let's say Lukaku is our #1 and we sign no other strikers, that means when we're rotating or in need of a goal we turn to one shit cunt in torrid and the other one who can be a decent #3 in Ba. Lukaku, torrid, Ba is not a world class frontline when you compare ours to United (Van Persie, Rooney, Hernandez) or City (Aguero, Tevez, Dzeko)

Kudos to Redcafe because a majority of them rate Mata very highly and some even say he's the best player in England. Hats off to them

Ok so who is left? Benteke? Jovetic is more of a SS, isn't a natural goalscorer. Lewandowski but if reports are to be believed then he's lusting for Bayern We're going to be stuck with shit cunts like torrid and Ba. fuck this, i'm out.

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