mybodyisready

There's only going to be 7 planets left after I destroy uranus.

How many planets are there in the universe?

baby lemme go deep in dem sugar wallz

Hopefully Torres isn't a Chelsea player by that time.

Inside the brain of a journalist. >War in Istanbul >Sneijder wants to leave

Can you show us the sitter he missed minutes earlier?

Out: Ba (7-8m) Torres (15m) Mikel (10m) Essien (5m) In: Papadopolous (10m) Lukaku (free) Bony (5m) Cavani (??) Fernandinho (20m)

It's been a messed up day. This whole day i've been on a beheading/war/animal cruelty/hanging video spree

Essien is starting to really annoy me, and laughed hard at future legend, we'll see.

^When I saw winger as well I'm like what the hell lol

I love the posts this guy makes. Short, insightful, no bullshit and straight to the point. Please post more often. no homo of course

Jose coming back, rumours of Robben, Lampard staying..bring back Makelelelele for the pivot

I didn't mean as first choice. Who would you rather have on the field, Terry, Luiz or Cahill?

Lots of noise about Luiz leaving but why would we sell Luiz and keep playing Terry and Cahill? Makes no sense.

Peter Kenyon annoys me

I'll just go with the flow and say WHS

I'm not celebrating until it's on the official site.

Buy him just so that he stops scoring against us

That is the best gif I've ever seen

he has served the club well, but it's time to move on

Challenge for title win supercup QF for champions league Wembley appearance for FA Cup don't care bout league cup

There's governments spending billions on stupid shit like pointless buildings and war so 85M for a player that can win you trophies for another 9 years in the best thing on earth (football) is worth it

It's funny that players that would make it here (Matic, Stoch etc) are sold but players that will never make it are still here (Chalobah, Ake etc)

I hate spurs but I'd understand why someone would pay 85M for Bale. I still believe Hazard will be better than him though. Popped a molly im sweatin'