Aesthetic Relic

My streams just went tits up.... ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Tbh, could you take him seriously. It would be like a student teacher telling you off in school. You'd laugh in his face and tell him to fuck off

Either tbh.... We've coped well until now. We've Reading tonight and then Portsmouth on Saturday, the following weekend we have the Scousers at the Bridge. So if we have a few of our injured, ACON players back by then we should give the Scousers a good spanking SWP, Midfield general

Just seen a few stories saying the chequebook is closed till the summer. Which is fine by me. We dont need anone else in. Sheva and Ballack are back in training, Ballack may be back tomorrow for Reading. JT and Lamps are nearly there and only a few more weeks till the ACON crew come home. :thumbsup:

Whats that for? Mutus bill for his dealer

Dunno ifs its true or not.... But when Keegan took over was there a deal involving changing Newcastles name to Newcastle Nil ?

I am hurt and highly offended by your slanderous remarks

We have been fortunate to have players returning from injury as others have been injured. Ballack returning when Lamps got injured, Riccy returning when JT got injured and so on. We've certainly got the depth to cope, but recently we've been stretched to the limit, as seen with our recent midfield line up with SWP, Sidwell and Maka.

It would be quite topical considering......

Any budding writers out there could do the odd story here and there which could feature on the website and have a link to Newsnow which may attract more Chelsea fans to the forum.

Vital football

Maradona would have to be off his head to play for Chelsea

I'd love to have seen little Joe Cole who was the most excited Must have been a good day for the lads, probably brought a few of then down to earth with a bump. Meeting a true legend in football

Could have been a hell of a lot worse, I'm happy with the draw overall :thumbsup:

Great news. Bet your well made up. Its a start, even if it is Cambridge :thumbsup:

I think it'll be another 4 weeks before he'll be anywhere ready for the squad...... Theres a break coming up soon, and when we return to action JT should be back and Belletti is going to be hard to displace at RB. He'll be on the bench and get a few games in the FA cup maybe, but I doubt we'll be seeing as much of him as he'd like. It'll be hard also to get ahead of Alex in the pecking order as I'm sure he'll be benched once JT returns. Hard, but a fact I'm sure he's got himself used to.

Cant remember if he's extended his deal to beyond the end of this season, if not, he's 5 months to turn into someting really special. Very few players get a position named after themselves........which is a mark of how great he already is

Sidwell should never play for us again if we are wearing that yellow shirt.......he looked awful How longs Ballack out for, this is turning into a farce

I really find that hard to take in This guy is the definition of falling in shite and coming up smelling of roses At the end of the day we're in there where it matters. The squads far better prepared this year to cope with injuries etc....so in a way it doesnt really surprise me.

Albelda must be in his 50's ffs If you want a defensive midfielder......go get Gattuso

Is there a tune to accompany this :unsure: