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Big shout out for Rudiger, JT commitment with plenty of aggression

The fans that UEFA call the worst in Europe have not managed to trash or smash any windows on the Man City coach this time

Gattuso on Bakayoko: "He needs help, as he is struggling. We need to do more work with him in training. He has been here for two months and we haven’t yet been able to get him to understand the movements'' Quelle surprise...

Newcastle so weak at pressing, but their keeper should be in a better team

I'm no Doctor; would not surprise me if the fella is clinically depressed - looks unhappy and shows 150k a week, model wife, and new twins isn't everything

Scouse/Media luv in continues... According to Phil Thompson on sky sports news last night, ignoring they've not won any of their last three, the Napoli game was ''their first defeat this season.'' Too many ex Liverpool gobshites on TV - Hansen Lawrensen Murphy Hamaan Quinn Bellamy Saunders Carragher Souness Redknapp Houghton McMahon Barnes Nicoll Beglin McManaman Thompson Walsh Owen

The new Cold War with Russia hotting up today..Netherlands, UK and US accusing them of all sorts of cyber hacking, with doubtless more sanctions. Abramovich will probably be ''advised'' to ditch the UK assets

All looking good for Sp*rs, all we need now is Napoli to score against the Victims

What was funny was the tourist fan who wanted to see the game and put 'Stamford Bridge' in her Satnav and ended up in Yorkshire. True story.

Might run a bit this one -what happens in Vegas stays on Facebook etc As an aside, his make up artist was on t'radio. She said he has five cosmetics applied before each match, and six after the game. Narcisstastic !

Bit bitter isn't he, the owl/human hybrid with the inanimate mouth - .they have constantly blamed other clubs for reduced allocations. This is because they set off flares and cause trouble. When they protested to the gooners, they increased the allocation for them. What did they do ? Set off flares and caused trouble. They stole tickets out of childrens hands at the CL Final, they murdered 39 fans in Belgium, theres a reason UEFA said they have the worst fans in Europe -yet according to this prick, theyre getting picked on. When their fans imitate a crashing helicopter, (Matthew Harding dying) that's acceptable is it ? Ah but its not them, theyre the innocent party. Victimpool indeed.

Lol sounds like it could be the opening to Trainspotting 3. Choose Life, Choose cocaine.

Rather have the prossie banging toot snorter than the pair of useless cunts we have atm

I know mate, which is why I haven't heard or read anything about the game. When Sturridges floater drifted in, it felt like a loss, so it was predictable the media and their red wankfest would go into overdrive. Still funny now listening to them big up the Mourinho/Pogba soap opera drama, it's stuff like that they really love and earns them their bonuses

..or two

Tammy would be an upgrade, as would a tampon

Funnily enough his missus has had twins - that should inspire him and raise his game like Roger Federer did. I suppose the clue was in the moniker -Real Madrids third choice striker

Lol there was one ball to him and he laid it off to an empty space where he should have been....

Just watched it again on Sky. Never tire of seeing this- and brilliant fan carnage behind the goal

Time to sit back, fetch the popcorn...

Languid style, appears lacklustre at times almost lazy- but will retort with pinpoint assists, and crucial goals so he's a bit of a marmite player amongst fans, but a club favourite. More concerned with Kovatic atm. Barkley impresses more.

Agreed. He is, and has been for a while, the engine, and the most important player. Makalele on speed.

Was thinking about that, and think it's good we've someone aggressive at the back. As long as he avoids red cards - and tonight that PAOK player was being a twat

They've sent on an Egyptian -looks like Mo Salahs cousin No Salad

Should be running away with this if Morata would give Torres his boots back I'd swop their home support for ours...