Magic Lamps

Hull play prior to this. If they win boro will be practically gone with only a hypothetical chance of survival. Just fucking win this. No excuses.

Pochettino the sly mofo made sure the spurs players would not get our result ao they could play without pressure. A luxury we wont have next matchday. Will not work the next time for them tho bc then we will be champions and everyone will know.

If they do not win anything this season they will never win again for some time. Like Liverpool 2009 and 2014 when they had vintage teams they pushed for the title but fucked up twice. I think it is gonna be the same with them. That move will completely derail their momentum.

on paper that is correct. But we got a 8 day rest for middlesborough now. It wil be a hard game and they will park the bus but I expect us to edge a win esp at the Bridge. If we then win away against WBA, I think that will put the title race to bed. Watford have nothing to play for. They are safe and have as much as rest as we do, so our motivation relative to theirs should more than make up for the little rest on both sides.

I knew Arsenal were shit before but they are so incredibly bad that it physically hurts watching them. No wonder their fans all go bonkers or into depression all the time. I think I got post traumatic stress Syndrom from watching a single game

They are so shit. Anyway win our next 3 games and we are champions

Majestic goal, another tireless performance. Not the first time a moment of brilliance from him has broken the deadlock and won us the game out of nothing

I know u guys hate him but that is like the 5th time he has scored a big big goal this season. Defensively pretty solid too. Maybe verthongen or alderwireld are a tad better defensively but like it or not Cahills killer instinct in front of goal is a massive part of the reason why we will win the league and they will win fuck all.

Everton were shit the whole game they produced nothing also they had nothing to play for so. We still made a meal of it for an hour. But even when playing badly this team has the ability to turn on the style in an instant and that is what we did. Playing average and still winning comfortably without breaking a sweat that is the mark of champs!

Gary cahill u fuckin beauty How many important goals has he now scored for us this season..what a captain

Oh fuck luiz is out Pls not ake. Zouma is far better equipped to marshal lukaku

And matic

I hope willian and cesc come on. Everton are such a bunch of mediocre players..apart from.lukaku and barkley they are absolute pants. This should not even be a contest. Would not be if we used our two 100% chances

We are average but evertom are worse..both teams bottling big chances

Omg matic is abaolutely shocking, misplaxing every other simple pass

Absolute double standards with the ref fornthe handballs

He ready was last time but we still prevailed. Have to do so again. Real anxiety around this game. Fans and players

Cant believe we are not 2 up already. Yes both were technically not that easy to score but players of their quality really should

what is a clean sheet?

lack of concentration. if cahill just jumps he will get there before bertrand. but he prolly was just thinking, nah its the end of the game and its a dificult header, he will blast it anyway if i just give him a bit of a bodycheck. similar for the first one. romeu fell down so no one felt obliged to mark him once he stood up. Two absolute fluke goals but decent defending would have prevented them.

what a finish that was from him for the opener. making it lookso easy but booy he hit it perfectly and it was just inside the post. quality strike. he is so good, it doesn't even surpise you when he does things like that. however it also does not suprise you that he squard the ball into nowhere when he had a free shot.

ture, but that is not necessarily an obstacle He got lucky and his finishing right today, which is why he scored other than that he did not doo much more than usually. one time in the first half he produced 3 turnovers in 1 minute and i thought he had lost it again but then there was this inch-perfect pass to hazard and i knew he was gonna be fine today.

we won't. tottenham goal difference will be much better than ours anyway but I doubt the title will come down to goal difference. However yeah, we are conceding incredibly soft goals. Giroud, lanzini, bertrand. Even the romeu one was some lucky goal that would have been prevented if someone had actually marked him. Also both tottenham goals were absolute flukes. good players can pull this off when u give them too much space. other than that we completely dominated southampton and the 4-2 flattered them. just as it flattered us on saturday.

cahill probably our only player so strong who can force in a nothing ball while taking a completely mistimed costa bicycle kick to the hip without evening noticing. Yes he might not be the best 1v1 defender but he is an absolute force in the air.

the ref is so infuriatingly micromanaging all the time cahill still scores you fucker lee mason