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I agree with those ManU fans. Jose really has become an incredible boring type of manager. Always the same antics, same tactics. Demanding super expensive overrated players to play some medieval cattenacio football with them. But tbf SAFs football was incredibly shitty to watch, too. The difference being, apart from his peak teams of 2007,2008, he won the league several times with an absolutely average squad with players like Tom Cleverley, twice over the hill Scholes, past-it Giggs, Valencia, Fabio, Rafael, Gibson and other Championship level players defending 1-0 leads as if their live depended on it and with friendly support from the ref. SAFs football was absolute eye-cancer however. Simply having their defenders whack the ball in the air and then rush many players forward to collect the rebound pumping it in the Box and hoping for a prime Ronaldo, prime Rooney or prime RvP to bail him out.

Reviewing this game, this was like watching prime Barcelona, chance after chance, wave after wave for us, nothing from them. Also those intricate one touch football and the vertical runs with diagonal balls it was one of our aesthetically most pleasing performances ever. However - also prime barca - the finsihing was horrible. I dunno how this game did not end up in double figueres.

Would be happy with a point....

who gives a damn what some club won in the Stone Age. Just ask them what they will prefer some mesolithic titles or a glorious present and a bright future like we have,

Great performance on both ends. only the finishing has to be more clinical.

The way this fixture is set up I would expect an open game. They need to win all of their games to have a chance of staying up. We will be pumped to finish the title race off. I see them scoring but only once..should be 2-1 or 3-1 to us. Cesc should start to carve them open.

WHU were already shit when they still had something to play for. Under big Sam they at least hat some kind of grit to them and could effectively park the bus but now they are all over the place defensively. All we can hope for is that tottenham will be wasteful with the dozens of chances they will get against that poor excuse of a premier league team and lanzini score some fluke goal like he did vs us.

I think his ball control is just fine. It is more like he can't go the intensity for 90 minutes at full pace. A shame considering he has only just turned 30. But he could play this elite-joker role for like another 6,7 years.

I usually will not judge on these kind of rumours because I know nothing about how those Chinese football clubs are run and apart from the shitloads of money you earn theere, I don't see why anyone should go there. I could imagine that players are driven by their money-grabbing entourage to take those excessive wages. Otherwise I personally see no gain for a player. At some point, does it really matter if u have 20m or 80m ? Back to Costa. Even though I would prefer to not lose our entire strikeforce in one window, if any of those China rumours are true, I hope he fucks off. Because leaving Europe before having won enough titles to warrant a new challenge shows lack of ambition and would explain his indifferent form since January. Moreover. Costa with all his antics is too high maintenance for a player with only a decent output. Esp in the later stages of this season and the 2014/15 one his scoring dwindled when there was a lot at stake so he definitely is not the top class striker we need to be challenging in Europe again next season.

The thing is, if we win our next 3 games we are Champions before Tottenham even play Leicester. If we win our next two games, the only one who can give us a good old sofa championship is Jose and boy will he love that. I think he will give his players a boot up the ass only because he wants to milk that he made us champions. U remember when we he bottled the title in 2014? He was like, 'we did the double over liverpool and Mancity, so we are better then them both'. He adapts any wicked logic that will flatter his ego. Knowing that he can't stop us becoming champions anymore, he will pat himself on the chest if he beats Tottenham tiwce. My prediction is that we will win our next 3, crown ourselves Champions against Watford and Spurs subsequently dropping points in either of their last two games finishing on 87 points with us on 91.

They drew but boro must be kidding themselves if they really think they will make up 7 points on them

Your right. But my point was, the spurs players beat arsenal unaware that we had thrashed Everton beforehand. If they had known it would have been a whole diffferent story. After they play westham we play twpmgames before they play again and if the gap is 7 points again then it is all over.

Hull play prior to this. If they win boro will be practically gone with only a hypothetical chance of survival. Just fucking win this. No excuses.

Pochettino the sly mofo made sure the spurs players would not get our result ao they could play without pressure. A luxury we wont have next matchday. Will not work the next time for them tho bc then we will be champions and everyone will know.

If they do not win anything this season they will never win again for some time. Like Liverpool 2009 and 2014 when they had vintage teams they pushed for the title but fucked up twice. I think it is gonna be the same with them. That move will completely derail their momentum.

on paper that is correct. But we got a 8 day rest for middlesborough now. It wil be a hard game and they will park the bus but I expect us to edge a win esp at the Bridge. If we then win away against WBA, I think that will put the title race to bed. Watford have nothing to play for. They are safe and have as much as rest as we do, so our motivation relative to theirs should more than make up for the little rest on both sides.

I knew Arsenal were shit before but they are so incredibly bad that it physically hurts watching them. No wonder their fans all go bonkers or into depression all the time. I think I got post traumatic stress Syndrom from watching a single game

They are so shit. Anyway win our next 3 games and we are champions

Majestic goal, another tireless performance. Not the first time a moment of brilliance from him has broken the deadlock and won us the game out of nothing

I know u guys hate him but that is like the 5th time he has scored a big big goal this season. Defensively pretty solid too. Maybe verthongen or alderwireld are a tad better defensively but like it or not Cahills killer instinct in front of goal is a massive part of the reason why we will win the league and they will win fuck all.

Everton were shit the whole game they produced nothing also they had nothing to play for so. We still made a meal of it for an hour. But even when playing badly this team has the ability to turn on the style in an instant and that is what we did. Playing average and still winning comfortably without breaking a sweat that is the mark of champs!

Gary cahill u fuckin beauty How many important goals has he now scored for us this season..what a captain

Oh fuck luiz is out Pls not ake. Zouma is far better equipped to marshal lukaku

And matic

I hope willian and cesc come on. Everton are such a bunch of mediocre players..apart from.lukaku and barkley they are absolute pants. This should not even be a contest. Would not be if we used our two 100% chances