Muzchap

Maybe in an alternate universe - next to the universe where Monkeys are composing Shakespeare

Except at the 'All you can eat' Buffett

Nothing is definite

Oscar MOTM for me - he looks like a player BACK IN FORM!!! And we won without Costa - always nice will build more confidence in the team! Cues goal was ridiculous - just awesome, sure Hazard was quiet by his standards - but that was great football! Another bogey team put to bed and Gobshite Warnock all over it - Delaney was a prick all game and he cost Palace not the Ref! Oh well Palace are pikey cunts anyway - got what they deserved

Evening Standard reporting we are in pole position to offer a contract in Jan £150k week no xterm fee - good business, ship out Mikel - even better business

Hmm if Loserpool had defended against us and got a point, they'd have won the league Caution has it's place and should never be underestimated. What's the old airforce saying... "There are bold pilots There are old pilots But there are no old, bold pilots" That sums it up nicely

Good article Choulo

Lol nope it was Coventry and we lost!!! Never borrow kit Was in 1997

Yup he made his bed, now he has to lie in it No sympathy... And bye bye career...

I forgot about this until a mate reminded me Which team did we play, where our kit guy forgot our kit and we had to borrow their away strip!!! ? (We had Zola and DiMatteo playing that night )

Great news for him

Indeed - I remember the days when people understood 'form' You can't be in-form every game! The culture now of 3 average games = sell him and buy Reus is a little sad... Give the guy a break. Oscar had some poor form, so did Eden, so had every player...

YEAH I was just thinking Hazard Costa Suarez would be a monster front three

Indeed that's an amazing partnership Just the sheer number of assists - he's just an expert at unlocking doors!

The guy is a waste of space - that's the best bit of business we've done in a while, shipping him out! He's lazy, shit and just more shit! Like TOPTB used to say - he could have chose to fight here, but he didn't - his character is now shining through... Falcao on the other hand showed what a desperate striker should do today and credit to him, he got his goal! So glad we left Romelu behind, maybe one day he will wake up and regret his current ego problems, but he is now firmly in the Adebyaour category for me - young or not, this 'man' (used lightly) will never be world class

He is the difference - it's that simple...

Which player's surname had 3 letters and he made Crouch's ball control look like a child's (for a big man) I'd love this guy as our backup now

Great thread. The first time I've smirked on talkchelsea for a while kudos to Zolayes Now a Q. Q. Which Chelsea player scored the fastest Chelsea goal at Wembley (yes, it's easy)

That's now replaced in my mind by Peter Griffin "Don't get penis'y kid"

I'm not so sure - he's a frustrating player to watch sometimes - one game he can be slick and pass/move - least night he kept holding the ball, slowing things down - and seemed to be very static. On his day - he is unbelievable, but on an average day he's not much fun to support... Hope he now has a stormer against Arsenal to prove me wrong!

Is this now fact or rumour? As the link to their article has been taken down?

Looks easy enough on Paper - hope it is in real-life

I can't profess to know the situation either - but I do think he is taking it steady - not wanting to get injured As long as he keeps scoring - I'm cool We need to get Remy up-to-speed as well - so he can deputise when needed

Just wow - that people are still complaining! If we keep doing what we are doing - we will be Champions... Tactics are called tactics, because you change them according to the opposition - if we kept playing the same attacking football as with Liverpool - we will lose out! Liverpool needed a draw, they lost - BAD TACTICS City are our main rivals - the aim is not to let them take more points off us, than we gain from them! Job is 50% done! I'm just shocked and saddened at how low this forum is stooping lately... Can't we just be happy? Best squad for years, best transfer window for years, manager who knows what he's doing and sitting on top of the table... The way this forum is you'd think we are Newcastle...

I dont think it's laziness The guy is a beast - he's just taking it steady - look what happened to Ramsey! You don't mess around with hamstrings This guy has a will to win - something we have lacked, cannot fault any aspect of his game or attitude