We Hate Scouse

You'd know, Dr.

Death by constipation. Sounds grim. I just have this image of you exploding and shit flying out everywhere.........

Did you self diagnose, because you're a doctor?

WHAT THE FUCK! I'm no longer just your slave, but sex slave as well now.

You're shit and you know you are

Well you're shit at everything. For you to beat anyone is rather insulting and demoralising.

Damn I need to give this another go. At least got to get to top 10. Liquidator casually chilling at the bottom there........

Caps going to be crying into his pillow tonight...

Who are you?

Or the fat man's found a nice little loophole in the FFP rules

Saw some of the Brazilian Olympic football team at Watford Gap services earlier. Was pretty epic.

Chalobah.

Na, he's a prick

Manpe, for his sexy typing skills!

So we should risk injury and add to our 60+ games we will play this season for a friendly? Don't be so ridiculous. The powers gone to Di Matteos head? Embarrassing. Living in Tottenhams gone to your head. Sex on the beach?

When have the fans ever selected the team? When has pre-season ever been about winning? Seriously, some people...

"You're better than 100% of all users" HERO.

So the FA think they're above a court of law? Idiots.

Doesn't look like it

He isn't alone. There's nothing that can be changed, so it's hardly ironic. I think you'd find 90% of match goers are against modern football.

THIS IS CAP FOR GOD SAKE

LIAR!

As-Pili-Q-Wetter is how I pronounce it. I got an E at GCSE Spanish, I must be good.........

It was a tongue in cheek comment. Obviously not meant to cause any offense.

Bullshit. This is you: