We Hate Scouse

I've smoked it several times, but I'm not a persistent user. I smoked it before a game we had with Arsenal once and fell asleep in the ground. When we played Ajax in the preseason friendly loads of Chelsea fans were smoking it in the stadium and were passing it around amongst each other. It was fantastic.

You managed to catch a European trophy, congratulations........

Vicious rumours circulating round Twitter that he has gone to work in Amsterdam, cleaning the wank booths...

He already has his own forum I believe. I'm not sure what it's about or anything. Look on his posts his made he made it in the past 2 weeks.

What are you whatting at?

Not impressed. Wins his MOTM award then fucks off. He was such a good poster...Apparently he has gone to work on his own forum.

It's working fine for me also...

He looks like Pikachu....

They don't sell Dr. Pepper in Australia, other than the foreign food aisle? For real? It's everywhere here.

What on earth is that?

It's not great....You can get a can here for like 39p. I wouldn't recommend it. What else have they got down the foreign food aisle?

Would've thought people had learnt from the last "agent" admitting he was trolling. Beyond gullible.

Celtic!!!

What if my uncle was my aunty?

Leaves Chelsea due to lack of first team opportunities.....joins Man City. Fail.

I believe we were going to let him go for free to a Brazilian club, but his wage demands were too high.

Surely it would be more beneficial to us, for squad harmony and financially, if we give him to a club on free that perhaps cannot pay his wages and pay what they cant. That way we've got rid of him, yes we're still paying his wage for another year, but it's less than what we'd be paying if he was here.

But didn't we ban Tribal football, Caught Offside, Goal.com etc. because they were so unreliable? What makes Twitter any more reliable? Surely Twitter is even less reliable than these sources?

It was a joke buttercup, don't take it to heart..

Massive pussy, orange colour, long nails, out and about in Essex... Yeah good luck trying to find that one

Possibly the only upside to living in England

He's a Brazilian. If we stereotype all Brazilians on Henrique then we can concur that they are all patriotic to an arrogant degree.

Michael Owen on a pay as you play contract!

Anyone no a decent torrent site or forum?