He changed his name to try and hide himself from the bullshit story he made up. You have to feel sorry for him really, craving attention that badly. His life will amount to nothing.
What do you want him to do? Do a backflip whilst hitting the ball with his heel on landing making the ball do a loopy-loop around the keeper, hitting our crossbar and bouncing off so hard it goes into the top corner? He has always been a consistent penalty taker, he knows what he's doing.
Positives - Clean sheet, 3 points, Hazard and Oscar both look fantastic Negatives - Torres looked terrible, Ivanovic was poor, Cech played a lot of poor balls
We've played the ball to him several times. He has been offside 3-4 times, misplaced a few passes and when he tries to hold the ball up he ends up taking it out towards the wing then losing it. He is having a dreadful game.