We Hate Scouse

Service.

Shut up you pixel.

All you fuckers complaining about having to go back to school. You just had a load of time off. You constantly get time off all year round. You're at school 9-3, with an hour+ break. Wait till you get a 9-5 job with 28 days holiday (including bank holidays) a year....You don't know how lucky you are

Don't Spanish clubs have to put buyout clauses in every players contracts?

All you sent me was pixels....

Prove it! You're nothing but a pixel to me.

Jokes about Cap aren't mean. Cap isn't a person. He doesn't feel emotion. Is making a joke about nothing mean? No, the same applies for Cap...

Well she's always dressed in a burkha so its possible. I don't even know if its my nan to be honest.....

Possibly, her origin is unknown...

No the 700th is my nan.

699 of them are Turkish....

Ruddy Turks

What is the need for all these Turks to come and discuss it here? They have their own forum, what are they achieving? In my opinion if he wants to leave he should join a proper club.......Galatasaray for example!

Can guarantee 90% of the users on here have chelsea in their passwords......... Quickly going to change my password

20 years? Seriously!! What was you a university lecturer at Oxford? Blimey haha

Not at a state school then?

Out of curiosity what age students do you teach?

AVB next manager to leave 14/1 at Ladbrokes

Exquisitely shite

Reading this about Lloris makes me a lot less worried...

Sick of all these chavvy kids on Sky Sports. They should tell them to fuck off!

You have to bear in mind that the club are very tight lipped when it comes to transfer. We never give information to press until a deal is done.

Hasn't come up on Sky Sports News yet....Source?

Hmmmm the mirror you say....

OH MY GOD. IT'S THE GREATEST DRINK OF ALL TIME.