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Massive fuck you to Torres.

Thought he was suspended due to his yellow in first leg.

Really feeling confident about this - 2.0 win

Anyone got figures of how many shirts he has sold over the course of his career at Chelsea? Would be interesting to see how much the figures have dwindled.

That's absolutely huge. Would love to know our figures pre-Roman. To put it into perspective at £50 a shirt that's £45,500,000. A few more shirts and we can get Fernando Torres all over again!

Yes, which is exactly why we shouldn't want him...

Plenty of fancy restaurants on Kings Road

He's trained alone. He won't play.

But they said he played with Ronaldo. Al Quida is a reliable source right?

Reading through other forums and came across this: Luis Boa Morte is a terrorist

Rather than being sold? Lukaku has no future here unfortunately.

Yeah, but he's French. If their media are anything like the English they will big up their own players to no end.

Drogba got to leave his mark. KEVIN was just banished, thrown out like a worthless piece of shit. He's not a worthless piece of shit. We were nearly going out don't you know. He was going to PayPal me £2000 so I could get a plane to New Zealand and we were going to become sheep shearers and live in a house made of wool. But no. The dreams were ruined. Illuminati can't accept happiness. FUCK YOU ILLUMINATI. ALEX YOU AND YOUR ILLUMINATI FRIENDS CAN GET TO FUCK. YOU BANNED CAP YOU MADE SPIKE MOD YOU BANNED KEVIN WHATEVER NEXT IN THIS NAZI-ESQUE STATE? I FEEL LIKE A NATIVE CRIMEAN. VOICELESS. ALONE. VULNERABLE. RAPED. FUCK YOU PUTIN ALEX, FUCK YOU.

To be fair we're going to be linked with every striker and their brothers until we have actually found someone.

No.

COME BACK KEVIN

Correct 21 Tue 19:45 Napoli 3 1 Chelsea CPLG 60,000 25 Sat 15:00 Chelsea 3 0 Bolton PREM 40,999 March 2012- Date KO Home Team H A Away Team Comp Att/TV Info 3 Sat 15:00 WBA 1 0 Chelsea PREM 24,838 6 Tue 19:45 Birmingham 0 2 Chelsea FACP 21,822 10 Sat 15:00 Chelsea 1 0 Stoke City PREM 40,945 14 Wed 19:45 Chelsea 4 1 Napoli Quote

Cannot stand the goalkeeper kit at all. Vile.

Stop derailing the thread. Banned.

There's actually quotes from his agent as well. Looks like he'll definitely be off.

He just doesn't seem to have a plan B at the minute. He seems to have given up on this season, it'll be interesting to see what happens come the summer.

He was revealing all their secrets. Something had to be done.

2 years ago. It's a long time in football - players lose their quality and need to be replaced. His time has come - Simple as.

I love his work rate. Constantly tracking back last night.

KEVIN WOODFURNACE GOT BANNED FOR 24 HOURS OOOOO