gary gordon

This all depends on Jose. He could field a weak side knowing we'll win either way or field a strong side, park the bus and try grind out a result. We will play like we usually do, hopefully not get caught out on the counter. Chelsea 2-1

At least the atmosphere at training isn't toxic. Good to see a few smiles.

You'd think so. He's only being bought to cover for JT

I'm not sure it's a defender we need. Our attack is as stale as a hand towel in a 16 year old's bedroom.

The comparisons between Hazard and C.Ronaldo need to stop. Hazard has great game's but he's nowhere near Ronaldo's level. Comparing him to Messi is hilarious.

They need room for patches

Where's our Serbian terminator?

Positives WE ARE FUCKING CHAMPIONS!!!!!!!Cesc Finally wins the Premier League wearing the proper colours.Drogba and Cech will probably leave with another TitleWe get some money to spend on new players while staying under FFP4 games to go, might see some youngsters and some of that attacking play we saw at the beginning of the seasonBus top celebration with the EPL and League Cup trophiesLampard's goal at City didn't mean shiiiiit!!Liverpool and Slippy G have to give us a guard of honour while thinking "if only?"Negatives I Gonna go broke buying a shitload of merchandise!C'MON CHELSEA!!

The funniest thing in all this is, if we keep winning, the Liverpool game at the Bridge will start with them clapping us on to the pitch. Hahahahaha imagine Sturridge?

A couple more results go our way and we might have the title wrapped up before they visit. Imagine them having to clap us on to the pitch?

Ramires needs to shadow Kane all game. Take him out of the match and the yids have nothing.

I love how most of the armchair experts here say they would have done the same. Players at this level are suppose to be very disciplined. This is his job. He's not some has-been park footballer. He let his team mates down and let the supporters and the club down. He will now miss a cup final and two important league games that are now must wins because of his brain snap. Very dissapointed in him.

rolling on the ground grabbing his leg would have got that cock sucker sent off. He cost us 2 points. End of story

He just flipped our entire season upside down. Fucking idiot

3-0. Zouma, Hazard and Cesc to score.

I love Jose, but it's only a matter of time before his attack minded players become disillusioned with his negative approach to the game. Honestly, I'd rather win 5-4 with a goal in the final second, then have to sit through something like that again.

Those shirts remind me of the 90s umbro manure kits. The good thing Adidas is they do incorporate history into their kits, unlike Nike which are boring and repetitive.

Couldn't agree more. If every player had the heart of Luiz, we'd be unstoppable. He was an absolute gentleman on and of the field.

Would prefer United win it. It will mask how shit LVG actually is and they might hold onto him longer.

Give em 5 mil for him.

Only forgetting one thing. It's Jose Mourinho in our dugout. Not Alan Pardew.

Everton will no doubt lift their game. Lukaku will definitely play out of his skin to prove the point he's been trying to prove for years.We thought Villa would be a walk over and it was far from that. This game could be the most important games of the season as it has the potential to open up a 9-10 point gap.

I love being self employed!

I left my own wedding early to watch a chelsea vs liverpool match. The only time i missed a game was when i was on a 15 hour flight. Killed me inside not knowing the score.

Look at the table. This is honestly why no sporting league in the world is like the EPL.