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TORRES TURNING ON THE BEASTMODE.

Boom. Torres looking great against swindon.

Torres beasting it already.

Lol. This is terrible.

We are playing so terribly slow.

Lol azpi.

Bit of urgency ffs.

Obviously lol. We pay ridiculous amounts in wages I am sure we don't care what the players do with their shirts.

Failure would be not winning.

The best gta ever.

Looooooooool

Lol, love Mourinho's press conference... We don't have the player to head the ball. Drogba plays for galatasaray.

Get in there. Job done.

Mikels goal to game ratio is 1 in 250 odd games. To break lampards record it should take him about 50,000 games.

1 down 200 more to go for Mikel.

HOLY SHIT MIKEL SCORED.

Nice.

It was a pen. But the contact wasnt enough to get him to go down. Rambo had to fall on the floor. He could have done that a bit better.

WTF.

Azpi for ivan. And Willian on.

Come on Torres. Go claim that no.1 Striker spot.

Why why why why. Mikel should never be allowed to shoot ever.

YES GET IN THERE!

Start as we mean to go on.

I think the amount of touches Ivan gets proves that either Ivan is amazing to get that many touches. Or whoever our RB is gets that many touches. If its the second one then i would love to see Azpi. Also crossing the ball is great, except for the fact that our tallest player in attack is schurrle at 6 foot. Be different if we had a certain belgian upfront, but thats an entirely different debate.