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TOM ANDERSON 20/5/13 If he doesn't come to Chelsea now I will chop off one of my balls and feed it to my fish I owe Jose Mourinho much, so so much

Indeed. It's finally come, we knew he would return for months, but now it's official... Plastered all over the news, I have to say Ive never been more excited about the following season than this one

Which begs the question: why am I sat at my computer!!?? Waiting for damn housemates to come back

Sure, bet lets kick back and take it all in. Best times are ones like today. The sun is shining and its time to crack open the beers!

Fucking buzzing. Gonna have a few beers right now! JOSE JOSE JOSE!!!

But he wasn't a failure at Madrid - that's the point. So who would you appoint then? This mystery manager who could do better than Mourniho?

Mourinho is a failure. Right. The Most narrow minded posts ever, or are you Mr. Controversial?

When I finish my presentation tomorrow at 11am, I'm gonna be more excited to see if Jose has been announced than the presentation being my last piece of assessed work ever for University.

Me to I got a presentation to give in the morning

Stop trolling and gtfo

Least someone likes Jose!

Fromm BBC live text: LONELY JOSEA great shot on the TV of Mourinho standing alone in the tunnel leaning against the wall as his players have already come out. Cristiano Ronaldo is the only man to keep him company.

Mourinho comes out in a Chelsea shirt

Well if we do buy Schurrle I can certainly see that happening, if that's where his future does lie then he needs to start there every game from now on, because we aint seen enough of him there to make judge him properly. I don't want to see him on the wing anymore

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Don't worry I actually agree. I said a while back he needs to step up his game next season because despite a good debut season I still think his playing time can be limited if we buy another midfielder. The thing is our formation doesn't suit Oscar at all. He won't play ahead of Mata unless we rotate, and is not quite accomplished in the two holding roles. Unless we convert him to a winger or develop his play as a holding midfielder then I don't really see Oscar suiting Chelsea. I'd rather stick Luiz in holding midfield over Oscar. If we change to a 433 then that's a different matter.

If I see fucking Porto come up in these transfers 1 more time...

Oscar was a bit of a weird signing tbh, considering the formation we have been trying to adapt to. Don't think he will start as much next season.

Is the hype going overboard now? Better than Muller, better than Hazard, better than Lampard... I'll believe the hype if he plays in a Chelsea shirt next season ahead of Oscar and Moses, but I can't see that happening.

Can we limit some of the forum capabilities now because this site is gonna implode any day now when Mourinho is confirmed

1st - Chelsea 2nd - Manchester City 3rd - Manchester United 4th - Arsenal 18th - Cardiff City 19th - Stoke 20th - Hull

Please god, let it happen

Luis Suarez thread in the Chelsea transfer forum

How is he on set pieces?