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Starts for England U19's vs. France U19's.

Maybe Anton said "oi you... shagging your mate's misses?" and Terry replied - "Yeah, she had a fucking black cunt...and licked my knobhead"

Kalou/Meireles; Cahill; Ramires/Meireles

This isn't a good ol' Torres bash, but I have a question (it's not rhetorical. It's a genuine question) - How many winning goals has Fernando Torres, our main striker (the guy responsible for getting the goals) scored for us since joining?

There still isn't any actual hardcore proof by the way. For all we know, Terry didn't speak a single word. He could have just mouthed/lip synced the whole thing without even using his voice. Of course I don't believe that's the case, but when it comes to court, it's not what's right or wrong - it's what you can prove. So far, this lip reading nonsense has just been assumption and educated guesses. There's still no proof aside from that video, which actually isn't a huge amount of evidence itself.

Probably already been posted, but here's all of his goals from last season. 3rd highest La Liga scorer behind Messi + C.Ronaldo: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEFoRghwC9w I'm not sure what it is, but he somehow reminds me a bit of Shevchenko and Crespo when they were in their prime oddly.

I am positive that Falcao would become a legend here. Not many would expect it given his age, but I think he could have a Drogba-like career here, only with more goals. (Albeit less important goals probably.)

Well I assume that Oscar is valued at around £20mil by his club, which means that since we're Chelsea, we'd have to pay at least £28mil. Ryad is at a club where they're in real need of cash, and would probably let him go to us for £15mil at most. Maybe even £12mil. It looks like he could be off to Marseille though. I agree about Marvin Martin. Fantastic player.

If we had to sign another attacking midfielder, I'd much rather sign Ryad Boudedouz. He would cost SOOOO much less, and he has much more potential in my eyes. I'm confident he'll be one of the best attacking midfielders in the world one day if he takes the right steps.

To be honest, although they have slightly different play styles, I believe that Oscar will become everything that Ganso was hyped up to become. I've only seen him when playing for Brazil, but those few times than I saw him, he looked like a veteran of the game. I'm positive he'll be the man of Brazil's midfield at the World Cup. I don't see how he'd fit in here though at all though.

Instead of going "Someone called me a black cunt! :'(", why couldn't Anton be proud of his heritage + ethnicity, embrace what Terry said, then get back at him another time saying "you know black guys typically have bigger cocks than white guys, right? Well your wife's gonna be on mine tonight!!!" or something.

Apparent MLS All-Star XI to face us during pre-season: Nielsen; Beitashour, Collin, DeMerit, Pearce; Beckham, De Rosario, Zusi, Donovan; Henry, Wondolowski.

Court case tomorrow. Verdict announced next week.

He said "no comment" to the media. Not the Atletico Madrid board.

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Falcao has told Atletico Madrid he wants out (no idea why. he was scoring a huge amount of goals there.) He's traveling back to Spain to speak with them.

Would love him if he was under £10mil. Would be great against slow sides and 'weak' sides. (I'll be honest though - I just wanna stick with Ramires on the right wing and have Marin his back-up.)

I've spoken to loads of people from Brazil, and almost all of them agree that this guy is grossly overrated and over hyped. From what I've personally seen, he looks extremely... well... idk. Above average, but nothing special. He's also one of the slowest players I've ever seen. No exaggeration.

Would be a bad move. He no longer even plays as a striker. He plays in the hole behind the main striker, linking play between midfield and the forward-line. He flourishes like that.

Lukaku.Is.Nothing.Like.Drogba.When.It.Comes.To.Football. All they share is similar hair, body and the same ethnicity. If he was white, people would be saying he could be Carroll-esque. As things stand though, if we want to compare him to another player of similar build and ethnicity, he's more like Kenwyne Jones. P.S. - Before I read this next comment again from anyone, no, Lucas Piazon is not 'the next Kaka'.

Why do I get the feeling that we'll sign Krasic instead of Hulk, then everyone on here will riot?

It's not about length; it's how you use it

I'm pretty confident this guy's off to Juventus. It would seem that the only 2 strikers that Juventus are really interested in are Cavani and Van Persie. (The board wants Van Persie, Conte wants Cavani.) However, do you know what the formula for success was last season for Juve? The fact that they no longer used deadwood and players who were originally bought as a 2nd-choice as their number 1 target didn't join. They will no longer settle for a 2nd-option. As they cannot get their hands on one of the above 2 strikers this season (Cavani), and it looking unlikely they'll sign Van Persie unless Manchester City drop interest (possible), the board and Conte are reverting to their earlier idea of keeping the misfiring Matri, and instead of adding a new goalscorer, adding a new creator instead to try and fill Del Piero's void if they can't sign one of the above 2. Jovetic has a release clause of around £23mill I believe. Juventus will either pay that with the money they expect to get from Elia, Krasic, Ziegler, Melo and Iaquinta all being sold, or they will offer a less amount and add Quagliarella as part of the deal. I'm also hearing now that Chamakh could be joining Fiorentina, but they aren't exactly rolling in cash! This would support the idea that Jovetic is off to Juve so that they can have a decent amount of transfer money. Either way, I seriously doubt he's coming to Chelsea. I also doubt we actually even had a strong interest in him to begin with. It was probably just a made-up story in The Sun which gained momentum with other 'sources' picking up on it. Hope he does well!

Juventus have rejected a bid from Bayern Munich for Marchisio. I expect rumours of Bayern wanting him as a potential Schweinsteiger replacement to pick up pace now.

I'm sorry, but I'm going to be changing my vote a few times just to add to the suspense... I'm the ultimate troll ( please don't hate me ) [i will ultimately pick who I want though]