Leif

Pft, who's Messi?

Apparently Valencia (who have a rather shit board at the moment) are looking to sell Tino Costa & Banega and then sign Benat. I was always under the impression that Benat was better than Banega but loads of avid La Liga followers are saying that Banega is actually better than Benat. Considering their financial troubles, perhaps we could get yet another brilliant little player from Valencia, eh?

We simply must play Ba. Torres is too skinny, weak and sick-looking to play this game. Ba is buff, strong, "I'ma whoop yo' ass if you tackle me hard" looking.

Just returned to Blackburn Rovers for a second loan-spell!

My faves:- Sienna West Nicole Aniston Jenna Presley (Looks like Megan Fox a bit with her make-up done correctly.) Madison Ivy Christy Mack (She's funny on Twitter which just makes her even more... you know.) I could go on and on...

EL NACHO IS BACK !1!232!!!21!!

Torres.

Nice one Torres. Real fucking nice.

Despite the goal it pisses me off so fucking much that Torres, once again, just stands doing nothing.

Hurry up and lose and get the 2nd team out. No point playing a game which the players don't even give a shit about clearly and having them tired for upcoming games.

No one in the centre to control the game and dictate the tempo...

Ramires has one of the worst footballing brains I've ever witnessed. That was one of the worst lack of awareness moments I've ever seen from a Chelsea player (luckily we've got the ball back now.) Shame. He could be so much better (I think) with a proper manager.

Mikel with a cool side-pass to, well, Benitez I think? Smooth.

Hate that foreign whistling.

Completely noised out by their fans. Disgraceful. Hate our atmosphere so much. Home games are like an away game and vice-versa.

Hmph.

Is it just me or are there more of their fans than our own at Stamford Bridge tonight?

What a noob.

I genuinely had a dream once that Kalas was playing for West Brom. heh. (Yes, I'm that sad that I dream about football. I also dreamed that next year we'll be beating Real Madrid 7-0.)

This bitch just walks while the rest of the team, and even staff, jog. He and his mentality need to leave ASAP.

Bench.

Woke up this morning 1lb closer to my weight goal (probably water-weight, but it's something!). 15 or so more lbs to go... and then I get gynecomastia (the most embarrassing thing EVER) surgery. 6 weeks rest following that. Then time to build some lean muscle for the first time in my life. My life is going to completely change. Excited.

I don't even know why I dislike Emenalo. I don't completely understand his role or amount of power he has at this club; thus I'm unable to come up with a sensible argument as to why I want him out of the club; but it's just one of those gut feelings I guess. I get this absolutely terrible vibe from him - and my gut has proven me right on so many occasions when it comes to football so I can't ignore it. He seems too quiet. Emotionless. Over-promoted in such a short period of time. No great track record. No prior affiliation to Chelsea. No reason for him to be in his current position at any top club from what I can see. I wish we could just follow Juve's set-up which makes the club like a family. The whole board and coaching staff is pretty much comprised of Juventus supporters, ex-Juve players etc. I wish we could get guys like Gullit & Wise being the club's ambassadors; Vialli or perhaps Gullit in a double-role as chief scout, Hiddink as technical director if we must have that role and then Mourinho as manager - with an ex player as his assistant; perhaps Ballack or Desailly (who i'd be slightly less keen on.) I can dream, eh?

If he were to shave his head and get a big arrow tattoo from his head all the way down to the tip of his spine I'd be much happier.