Jase

That is Spike, the Spike that we all know???

That awkward moment when you realize you can't survive without Twitter....

Don't go all pretending there now. His name is way easier to spell compare to someone like Blasczykowski...

Is it that hard for people to spell his name?!

Aah yes. Terry is slow. Already useless. Let's just strip him off his captaincy and sell him. Best for all parties...

Made De Gea looked better than he is... Same. Have been saying that for awhile now. Part 1 is done. Just down to Honduras and Morocco to finish the job..

Ugh! Terribly annoying when that happens, just like with TC! Anyway, cheers. Yup, seems so. Thanks.

Can anyone else access Twitter?! Looks like it crashed again.

What?!

Was laughing so badly at those chances that Japan missed! Just couldn't believe my eyes...

We have a tendency to do things the opposite. Last season IIRC, when Drogba was on the pitch, we hardly looked to cross the ball to him. However, when Torres is on, we suddenly started putting more crosses in!

Just finished reading Ancelotti's autobiography. A brilliant read. Was witty and humorous. Have grown to like Carletto even more! Two years late but would recommend it to anyone to get a copy of it!

To the contrary, he won't be in action against Japan. Well, maybe later on. He's on the bench as Barcelona's Montoya starts ahead of him at RB. Must have picked up a knock or something.

Was hardly that established at Sunderland in recent times...

Eden had said this regarding his brother joining us. http://sulia.com/channel/chelsea-fc/f/9fb859e8-a9d8-4b18-aa46-36c5e9b371fd/?source=twitter

#$%^&*^%$%^&*&^%$%^&^%$%^&

Craig Gordon is a free agent at the moment...

WTF! 181?! 207?! 233?!! DAMN YOU CHEATERS!!

Look, I know you are Flash here with that typing speed, you don't have to go rub it in like that 'Never-Existed' fella you know!

No, I can't. Thanks for getting me hooked to it by the way...

I'm just gonna pretend you never exist......

Fifth try... Sixth try... Same! Seventh try... ISH!! Eight try... Getting worse!

YOU HAVE TO RUB IT IN, DON'T YOU?!! :rant:

Third try. Meh! Fourth try.. " You are better than 90.35% of all users (position 7883 of 81684 - last 24 hours)" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!