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Clearly Mata and Lamps don't think so, basically because they don't have their Juve-fan mode turned on, or a Juve-fan mode.

I really find Will Dalton's voice irritating.

Really looking forward for this, I'm a fan of AS Roma, not a die-hard one though.. I haven't been watching them in the last couple of years. Osvaldo, Pjanic and of course Strootman and De Rossi are the ones to watch out for.

@chelsea_4_eva Wow, imagine Prince, Tom Jones and Iggy Azalea doing a song together!

Oh noes, our players are so shit, we're gonna get relegated if we don't sign Rooney, and Suarez, and Bale, and Messi!!! Ah, we did well with the players we've had, and considering the fact that the RM team is already well composed.. and the other fact which is we played in a stadium that seemed to be Bernabeu more than anything else.. I hate to say it but those screaming glory-hunters actually made me want to be a Barcelona fan! Call me irrational but: DON'T BAD-MOUTH LAMPS, EVER! BECAUSE HE'S THAT SPECIAL! Loved that beautiful shot which Cuntsillas couldn't hold on to.

Fuck it, I'm gonna post here.. I get lost in the live match threads: RAMI THE UNDERDOG!!!

I see Torres better than Ba atm... The other guy said that Chelsea shouldn't count on Azpi if they wanna win titles, and that Hilario has left Chelsea!!!. The PL is gonna be a disaster on Al-Jazeera if they keep hiring people like that to discuss.

LMAO That guy on Al-Jazeera Sport just said that Ba is the best out of our 3 CFs.

Oh boy, it's gonna be "Thor", isn't it?

Double-sneezes make me laugh sometimes.

Congrats Only problem is when you're sleeping: you can't really sleep.

Dammit, made it 10 months without a cold or a flu.. but to get a flu in August? Oops, if you feel lectured about being sick then I'm sorry... not! @Barbara I mean what the hell? I posted an opinion in 2 sentences without quoting anybody and then you take that as lecturing? Why didn't you see it as a way for me to vent as well? (I'm allowed to vent as much as him or anybody else out here as far as I'm concerned). I then quoted the guy in the next post (which you completely ignored) and took something positive from his words, so that I don't make him feel I'm being an asshole towards him (which is the opposite of what you thought I was doing).

1. I never said it was okay to do the "less bad" which is throwing a dog from a rooftop. I only said it shouldn't be seen as the worst thing in the world because there are much much much much much worse things. 2. I never said people need/should live in my country, it was pretty much figure of speech to prove point #1. 3. I never said people outside of my country do not know what violence is, I was talking about their perspective, and that people atrociously can be more retarded and heartless.. because someone eating someone else's heart after killing/chopping them or a kid chopping off a man's head (for religious, sectarian or political reasons) are worse examples of than cheating crimes or a bunch of drunk immature kids setting a poor man on fire. I would like to never speak about this again until further notice, thank you very much.

Seriously, our team is as epic as this:

My point exactly, glad you do realize that.

@CHOULO19 and @Rmpr:

LOL at people thinking that throwing a dog from the rooftop is the worst thing ever.. Bitch please, come live in Syria to get a whole new perspective on violence.

Why do people keep saying that? Did we really think we could cope with Pep's team in 2012? At Camp Nou at least? No.

The only PL winning managers we've had.

I think both Cristiano and Iniesta have some Hazard-esque qualities.

Everything with Bertrand has the potential to be "fragile", and all of our CBs can have bad days but when they're 100% in it, then they're good enough.

So Brana is no longer good at CB based on what? The couple of bad games he's had last season? Genius!

Just why, why couldn't we keep him until he retires? I would offer him the highest wages, not Rooney.

Brother? I know a couple of Milan fans that would teach this guy a lesson in speaking about Inter, or Juve.