Azpinator

Don't you just feel awkward when Ferguson is not talking nonsense?

Here's what he REALLY said after the match: http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2013/apr/14/sergio-aguero-apology-david-luiz You know, many of us (including me) have given him a hard time this season, but he improved a lot. And frankly I respect him a whole lot more now after reading that, he's a great player with a great personality.

Is it the 70th game of the season? I'm just too tired of the whole thing. In a perfect world we would be playing a different formation, but Benitez is the master of 4-2-3-1 so we are in good shape.

Emenalo, that bitch is not worthy of any position at the club.

Just go back to 4-3-3 next season, I'm sick and tired of this fucking formation.. 4-2-3-1 is hopeless against a team of wall-like players (Juventus deja-vu). Our goal was from a long ball from the defence, what were the midfielders supposed to do? Enough criticizing Azpi, he's the only player besides Cech that played like 5 or 6 matches in a row. EDIT: I want to add that I'm absolutely disgusted by the cunts Foy and Aguero.

Probably the player I want the most at Chelsea, besides Hulk.

I wonder what this bitch thinks of Benitez. She wouldn't call him fat though (awkward!).

Exactly what I was about to say.

I just can't stand Gianni Infantino, can't they find somebody better than that?

Twattenham are out, good thing we won't get to go through all the AVB "mind games".

Will we ever actually win a match without Mata+Hazard?! Benayoun and Ferriera are painful to watch. Ake had a terrible second half, just running around most of the time, inexperience was shown. And what the hell is happening to Lamps?

Cunti Alba.

Done, best of luck.

Come on, it's too much to say that the 3 musketeers shouldn't even travel.. We might need them at some point in the game so warming a cold bench in Russia would be just fine for them I think. EDIT: Okay, now I feel so stupid for calling them that.

@The Mak, Isn't it £200,000 per week?

I don't know about English culture as well, but here using nicknames is usually to people you (at least) don't hate.

Am I the only one who thinks it's too friendly to call him "Rafa"? I think we should stick to "Benitez", "Rafael", "FSW" or "Rupert".

Please don't underrate Brana's performance. Forget the goal, he showed us the beast from 2/3 years ago and it was probably his best of the season so far (after some horrendous moments which we all know). I just loved how Azpi got it together and stepped it up after that OG. Great that he always shows passion out on the field.

Oh Fernando, as Mata was about to cross that ball I said to my mates "Gonna be a Torres header!" and I felt like a genius 3 seconds later. I noticed Eva having a conversation with him right after the final whistle.. It made me think "Does MOTM usually get to spend some private time with her as a reward?"

I can't imagine FSW doing a QPR for a 3rd time! I wish I can tell someone to just fucking shut the fucking fuck up. But I don't want to get banned.

I haven't witnessed such a meaningless Chelsea announcement since the signing of Benayoun.

How the hell are Manure comfortably winning the PL? Do they need RVP+Rooney just like we need Mata+Hazard? Or just a friendly referee? It's always great to see them lose, as good as us winning. Fingers crossed for Ashley,

I ask myself the same damn question during every single match: DO THESE PLAYERS ACTUALLY TRAIN TOGETHER?! The only kind of chemistry we see is between Mata and Hazard (who is from a different planet). Fucking Benitez, just when you think he can't fuck us up more!! I kinda enjoyed the international break since I didn't get to see his fat ugly face. Bertrand and Benayoun disgust me.

We kinda suck too.

He MUST play for us next season, I'm worried because he said in an interview that he doesn't think he'll be a part of the next season's Chelsea team.