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Every time I see that cunt Dani Alves on TV I feel like knocking him out. He looks like such an unpleasant, arrogant, cheating character. I may not be able to prove the first two but no one will disagree with me on the last point.

My apologies Not impossible. But highly unlikely, hence the ''

Being left footed on the right wing allows him to cut inside on his preferred foot, though. If we put him on the left wing he'll become a classical hugging touchline style winger; but its more likely he'll try and shoot with his right and be even more wasteful.

You should probably have a lie down and not be on the computer then

Don't worry about 4th place. We'll finish 5th, win the Champions League and boot out either of the North London scum

This man and his supporters would disagree.

This marks the end of the new manager honeymoon period. We've got a hard slog ahead of us now. We can still sneak into 4th place and make the semi finals of the Champions League, those are both achievable goals. We can also win the FA Cup. I believe :blue scalf:

The 4-4 draw with the dippers in the Champions League, specifically this: Carvalho's duck

Beat Arsenal and we have it. Beating City will be crucial as well.

Brilliant

Thanks Would rep but I'm over my 'like' quota. Unfortunately this means I can't watch the game. I might be able to catch a little bit of the first half but nothing else

We never win if that happens to me. Although, tbf, thats only been tested out twice; during those 'shit on a stick' Mourinho/Benitez era Chelsea Liverpool semi finals.

I haven't been keeping up with the EuroZone crisis lately, how are Scotland going? A purely academical question though, no country can afford a 1% hit to their economy, least of all at times like these.

Liverpool fans are the most hilarious people on this planet. No comedian can match them. I know some that have their entire existence poured into the thought that Jose is going to manage them.

So what time is the match on? Preferably in AEDT, the countdown timer shows 0 days 0 hours 0 minutes 0 seconds

I don't think so. He's had his time at Porto, made his name, endeared himself to the fans and won some trophies- now he's probably searching for the big dollars in one of the big 4 leagues.

Better wear that shirt and ring tommorow!

I disagree. City winning the league would be a better outcome for us. For one thing, we won't have to worry about Jose going there, and hopefully the Sheikh gets ''Romanitis'' and decides that the squad needs no improvement at all since they've already won some trophies.

You would be minimalistic then

So, do you have any? They range from the minimalistic to the downright strange, I knew a Chelsea fan at school who would always wear mismatched socks to school the day before the match. As for me, I make it a point to never fall asleep wearing the colours of our opponents.

I hope young managers aren't discouraged by this. I put the lack of respect down to Villas-Boas' lack of playing career, if, say, David Beckham became a manager right now at 37 he'd get a world more of respect. That is until his players find out what an idiot he is.

I forgot the home grown thing. Would rep but out of likes for the day

That white one was one of our best. Come to think of it apart from that Navy/Black monstrosity our 09/10 kits were ace.

He could use a shower. That hair is looking rather greasy. Some acne cream wouldn't go amiss either

I don't know. I hope he will be a huge success at Chelsea should he come, but I'm afraid all the same