Swedish House Mafia

You're right. Ditch Hazard, bring back Deco! /sarcasm

Streams anyone?

We Hate Scouse.

If we buy Cesar then what happens to Sam?

He played LB to stop Hulk. Hulk ran riot and 3 goals were created from that side in the first half and Hulk scored another 2 in the second half. Talk about backfire LOL

"If you decide to invest on Torres, you have to sell Drogba. He's like [Filippo] Inzaghi, he tends to devour whoever competes with him. He's not bad, but this is his personality." Couldn't agree more.

I have a plan that could legitimately work. Someone in London wear a Bosingwa mask (Not hard to make), rob a store but don't wear a balaclava, look directly into the security camera and then run around aimlessly around the store (Exactly like Bosingwa on the field), threaten the customers/employees etc..then police will capture Bosingwa and he will be taken to court. I'm being serious.

The footballing Samson.

Young, skillful, energetic, workhorse, finishing, amazing pace, great ball control and fantastic crossing ability. We won't sign him.

Catania and Roma was postponed yesterday, and it's been announced that they'll finish the rest of the 25 minutes in February. Lol? How could they have a match that goes on for 25 minutes?!

It starts 2:00 am here in Melbourne

Some people are making it seem like we're signing Thiago Silva. We're getting an average centre half in which the only reason we went for him is because he is English and do people think he is going to get ahead of Luiz and Terry?

Potentially 100k a week for Gary Cahill?

Lampard: 523 games,179 goals,114 assists Gerrard: 556 games,142 goals,83 assists Xavi: 557 games,63 goals,67 assists Legend ;D

Pjanic to Roma = 12M Pjanic to Chelsea = 12M + 5M Profit for Roma + 7M Chelsea tax = 24M

I'm disgusted with the amount of playing time he is getting. We know he is raw but he is still a class striker that can finish. Numerous major European clubs were trying to buy him but luckily for us he is a Chelsea fan so he decided to come here. There's a reason why Mourinho personally called up Lukaku's dad to ask him about Lukaku. Yet we're shoving him down to the bench against the likes of Portsmouth and Wolves. It's appalling and baffling. This lad is dying to play in a Chelsea shirt but it looks like we bought him so other clubs don't get him. He's improving but with limited ability because he never gets game time, and even when he does sometimes he is out of position (Man utd away). Sorry, but this is not good.

How Casillas got in ahead of Neuer I'll never know.

9 Barcelona and Madrid players. Getting a bit boring if i'm honest. Anyway;

I hope we get QPR. I've been waiting for them since that ludicrous defeat. The Terry scandal, London derby and Mark Hughes as the helm, it's going to kick off. I wish I can meet that prick that kept throwing the ball away when it was our throw-in and gave our players the wanker sign. They sang 'Stand up if you hate Chelsea' and they celebrated every tackle those thugs made like it was a goal. The only thing I'll give them credit for is the hostile atmosphere they created, one I wish existed at Stamford Bridge. Let's 'ave 'em!!!

We have to let go of the Drog but retain the Ba.

Need is overrated IMO. Replace him with have.

Ffs. The 80-100M clause in his contract is for a club to buy Hulk for that much without any negotiations with Porto. If Anzhi came in with 90M then Porto would sell to them without negotiating. It's the 'buy it now' fee. Are people actually believing that we'll spend 90M on him? I'd say 40M max for a player of his quality. He's strong, he's fast, great vision, great freekicks, flair and power. What more do people want? I'm just glad AVB is doing the shopping not some of the members on here.

Scored more goals in one match than Torres in one year.

I thought I done pretty well in December