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Exactly. He isn't proven in any league. He isn't prolific. He isn't the right man for us.

Ben Haim 😂 Thanks for reminding me.

But Torres was fucked before we purchased him. His knee was gone and we should have known that before we even thought about going there.

I understand he has the first touch of a donkey but I really couldn't care less if he is banging in 30 goals a season for us. As much as I dislike Lukaku for who he is... he is proven in the PL and Morata isn't even proven in La Liga where you can score goals for fun. All this being said in vain now of course but to say Morata would have been a better fit than Lukaku doesn't make sense to me. Lukaku is the closest thing to a DDA Drogba or Costa that there is.

You seriously think Morata would be more effective in the PL than Lukaku? Please!

We signed somebody at last!!! He looks decent to me and we all know Conte eill take him to the next level. Roll on Sanchez now!

I've watched that video and hoesntly do not see what the fuss is about him. Good first touch and a bit of pace. His finishing is average for a so -called World class striker.

Our technical director! I coudln't remember his name! Thanks for reminding me lol

Can somebody explain to me why we are failing soo hard with our transfer business this summer? Who is responsible? Roman? The Emu geeza? Conte? Others?

That would be embarrassing. United get Lukaku and Bakayoko whilst we sit with Morata and Matic. Get the fuck out of here with that shit.

Morata looks like the weakest striker out of the 3 that have been headlining newspapers all month. I would rathrr Boletti or Lukaku ovet this guy. I really hope we are not going to settle for this guy to replace Costa.

True that. I've always wondered, is that celebration based on Goku from Dragonball Z??

From the outside looking in, it doesn't seem like their fans like Ronaldo much at all. Work that one out!

A lot of Madrid fans feel as if James should be in the starting 11 for Madrid. Some believe he is much better than Isco and Bale. Those ungreatful fuckers don't know how lucky they have it.

If the stories of Agent Mourinho trying to lure Bakayoko to United aswell after snatching Lukaku from our grasp then it is clear as day that the success of Contes first season at Chelsea has given him nightmares. Jealous prick.

You forgot Bentekkers!

Do you ever get bored of being Linkman?

I have seen many crazy transfer widows in my moderately modist life but this one is taking the piss. The newspapers have gone full retard.

I smell bullshit. Journos are just doing their job. Making up a load of bollocks to sell newspapers. Nobody has a clue what is going on right now. Including us!

It wasn't stupid to kick Costa at all. It would have been stupid if he had kept him for another season of sulking and bitching about wanting to leave. Fuck that, I stand by Contes decision to kick Costa 100%.

I use to cratch my head, wondering why a top club had never gone for Lacazette. After watching him, more and more I feel he would struggle in big games for a top club. I don't think Lacazette has that wow factor whereas that special feeling is something I definitely get watching Boletti. Boletti has a real presence about him. So for me, Boletti over Lacazette any-day-of-the-week.

I hope you are right. If we pulled Boletti off... (transfer, not actually ✊💦).. then I will jizz all over my phone when I read it.

It is indeed. The only way we as a club can redeem ourselves now is by buying either Boletti or Mbappe. Conte is going to be fuming.

Id rather Boletti than this guy. Morata really doesn't do it for me.

I'll say it again, fuck Lukaku.