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How is that an unpopular opinion? Many consider Kompany to be the best CB in the Premier League and Luiz is currently our best one so having them both would be great. Not realistic though, can't see Kompany leaving Man City for a PL rival and can't see us spending big on a CB either.

If Robin van Persie doesn't score in his next game, he'll equal Fernando Torres's longest goal drought for Chelsea. Oh dear, who would've believed that earlier this season.

Two completely different type of players, so why not just get both while we're at it? We could do with De Bruyne in midfield but recalling him wouldn't rule out getting Schürrle who would offer us much needed depth and quality on the wings and a good option up front as well. Leverkusen seem to value him a bit too highly for my liking though and there are better options out there.

"Abramovich's right hand Marina Granovskaia has been sent to Madrid to sort out the Jose Mourinho situation and secure his services." (El Confidencial) On the last page there was something about Granovskaia meeting Jorge Mendes in London and now they're saying she's going to Madrid to continue the negotiations. Sounds promising, eh?

I laughed at the cheeky 'Stingray likes men' tag.

This is starting to get ridiculous. For a while now it looked like the winter was finally over here but last night it started snowing heavily again and it's cold as fuck outside. My summer holiday starts in three weeks...

Not sure if I mentioned it already or not but I did some kart racing a couple of weeks ago too, there's a track only a few hundred meters away from my home.

I did okay. As for the second question, I wouldn't know as I haven't done my military service. One of my friends has done some peacekeeping work for the UN though and he wasn't any better than me today so I guess it doesn't make much of a difference. And Romper, it was only my second time. Will go again as soons as I get the opportunity to do so.

Just came home from playing paintball with +50 people. It was a lot of fun, although I managed to hurt my ankle pretty badly towards the end and now it hurts like hell. Already promised to go drinking with a bunch of friends so hopefully the alcohol will make the pain go away.

Exactly like that, there is one located a few hundred meters away from my apartment.

Never thought about it that way. We have a lot of KKK supermarkets around here, just came back home from one actually.

German media (Bild) reporting that we are about to offer 15m + De Bruyne for Andre Schürrle. What the fuck? From what I know Bild are usually a very reliable newspaper but if this deal really happens then whoever sanctions the deal should be sacked on the spot. I rate Schürrle but he's not worth losing De Bryune, especially with us also paying money to Leverkusen. I could live with maybe 15m + KdB on loan for a year, though I would prefer De Bruyne returning for next season. We are in a deaperate need of a midfielder like De Bruyne so why should we get rid of him without him ever putting on a Chelsea shirt in a competitive match and then go splash another 30m on a midfielder?

One of our best players today, that's now two good games for Ryan this week. Hope he can keep up this form and show us what he can do, it's not every month Ashley Cole is out for a few weeks and Bertrand hasn't had such an opportunity before.

A great game for Fernando, last time he really impressed us was Sunderland and that was nearly five months ago. Even if he hadn't scored two goals today I still would've considered his performance to be good. For once our manager will have a dilemma of who to play up front with both our strikers having great games within a few days. Wouldn't actually mind starting both Ba and Torres but no chance of that happening, I guess.

Benayoun again. Why on earth does he keep getting playing time week after week for a club like Chelsea when he was nowhere near good enough for a shitty West Ham side earlier this season and they decided to cut his loan short!

Have to watch out for their playmaker Roman Eremenko, he's the star man of the Finnish national team and usually one of Rubin Kazan's best players.

I hate you right now. Been dreaming of going to Rock in Rio for nearly a decade now, probably won't get the chance for at least another five years with the university and all. The lineup this year is definitely the best so far. Metallica, Iron Maiden, Bruce Springsteen, Muse, Offspring, Avenged Sevenfold, Slayer, Bullet for My Valentine, Alice in Chains all in one festival, that's some epic shit. Apart from Muse I've seen all of those live already, some even +5 times, but to have them all in the same place in such a short time is amazing.

Happy birthday!

Sunderland are shit, although Di Canio's appointment could give them the much needed spark. Swansea don't have anything left to play for after they sealed their Europa League qualification by winning the Carling Cup and they've basically been gifting points to our competitors ever since, hopefully the same will continue when we face them. United will probably have sealed the title by the time we play them so they could be fielding a team of younger players and the ones they want to put in the shopping window so that fixture shouldn't be as hard at that time as it would've been earlier in the season. Fulham are always good against us, expect a draw there. Spurs, Liverpool and Everton can all be tricky, need to get at least a draw from Spurs and maybe four points minimum from the Merseyside clubs. Predictions: Sunderland - 3 points Fulham - 1 point Liverpool - 0 point Swansea - 3 points Man Utd - 1 point Spurs - 1 point Aston Villa - 3 points Everton - 3 points That'd be 15 points from the remaining fixtures and 70 total, can't see that being enough for third place and maybe not even enough for top4. Spurs have some tough matches coming up, they could end up with less than that if we're lucky but I can't see Arsenal doing worse than us with their easy run of games. Result: Arsenal third, Chelsea / Spurs battling it for fourth till the final round.

What a performance. I have to admit, at HT I doubted our chances because United had more players capable of changing the game on their bench than we did. Turns out, we didn't need any and their's were shit. Benitez - Ferguson now 2-0 this season, the clash at Old Trafford in May is definitely going to be interesting even if United have sealed the title by then. Hard to choose a man of the match today, most of the lads did great. Cech and Ramires deserve a shout, but I have to give credit to Demba Ba, mainly because that has got to be the first time this season our striker's performance reminded me of the good old Didier Drogba. Speaking of Drogba, how will we cope in the semis without the King of Wembley? Mata has been great in the FA Cup ever since joining the club so maybe he can take over as the most consistent performer in the cup and Ba can come up with another Drogbaesque performance against City.

Hazard's left foot has failed us this time.

WHAT A GOAL

Ferguson clearly getting the better of Benitez today. At Old Trafford we started with a weakened lineup and changed the game completely after substitutions but today it's the other way around, we have our best players out there already but still couldn't really control the game. Now they can get the likes of Kagawa, Van Persie and maybe Young on and the game is pretty much over. Who do we have on the bench, Torres? We should have taken advantage of our stronger lineup in the first half and scored at least one goal, now I'm not too optimistic anymore.

Cech what the hell was that, almost gave me a heart attack.

Great lineup, I'm getting excited about this match. Also, United helping us a bit by benching the rapist and not having Rooney in the squad at all, although I am sure the little cunt Hernandez will find a way to score against us once again. KTBFFH :blue scalf: