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Sell Torres for £15m, are you high?

Figured as much. Thought the push notifications would be a nice feature to have even if I continued to use the forum the old fashioned way via browser, only to find out that the iPad version of Tapatalk doesn't even support push notifications yet. Glad I decided to try the not-so-legal version first instead of buying the app for 4,5 euros.

Seems to be working on the iPad. I doubt I'll be using it much though as I find the browser version to be just as good as using the forum on a PC but a cool feature nonetheless if anyone else fancies it.

Fuck, a missed pen.

Scored, great finish.

Malouda? You must be talking about Beanyoun, although the whole team was so anonymous yesterday Malouda could easily have been on the pitch for the first time since Munich and nobody would've noticed.

Second leg next week.

Mata coming on shortly, Chelsea really are a Juan man team at the moment.

Haha, you and me both.

Yay, it worked. I had money on Arsenal to win and of course they bottled it when my money was at stake. Could have really used the cash right about now but I'll happily take this too.

50€ on Arsenal to win. Like @Ollie, I'd be happy with a Spurs win or a draw because it would be better for Chelsea but I'd happily take the return of 160 euros as well so it's pretty much a win-win.

I could take a Spurs win or a draw today but Arsenal winning would be bad. As no result ever goes our way, we should all just do the sensible thing and put our money on Arsenal. edit: I just took one for the team by placing a bet of 50 euros on Arsenal to win.

A Chelsea fan who prefers watching Real Madrid and Barcelona ahead of his own team and then goes on to say that one of our best players today was shit? Are you for real?

Ramires was immense, surprised no one else has suggested him for man of the match.

On the bench today for WBA some lad who was born in 1997. Fuck, I'm starting to feel old and I'm only 21.

Peace, no doubt about it.

Glad to hear you're doing at least somewhat better, keep on fighting and you'll come on top of it all. You're an inspiration to us all, you make us forget about all our small time problems.

How much money have you bet on this yourself? If you're so certain, it should be an easy way to double your money with 5/4 odds.

Just think about it, how cool would it be to have an interim interim manager.

It's from HBO's tv series Entourage. Check it out, I promise you won't be disappointed. Definitely one of my all-time favorite series, plenty of episodes too with 8 seasons.

I laughed at Rafa complaining about 'interim' title and the lack of respect that comes with the word. That respect has to be earned through hard work. Good man management skills quickly get you the respect of the players and not insulting the fans goes a long way too as far as the supporters' trust in the manager is concerned. Hiddink and Di Matteo didn't do too badly during their periods as interim managers, so maybe Benitez should look in the mirror every once in a while and find some faults in himself too and not just blame everyone else for his problems. I would honestly take Avram Grant back for the rest of the season, anyone other than Benitez would be a step in the right direction. I know there aren't many options out there but at this point I would take literally anyone, at least it would remove all the hostile atmosphere around the club and the players started giving a fuck again when they wouldn't have to work with a clueless idiot like Rafael Benitez any more.

I'm away for a couple of days and you people start discussing each others' penises. Made me regret checking this thread for new posts.

Now that Cole was given the new contract I don't see much sense in buying Shaw this summer, unless he were to be loaned back to Southampton for another season and then return in 2014 when Ash most likely leaves the club. That being said, I really rate this guy and would be over the moon if we were to sign him for a reasonable fee before our rivals step up the chase for his signature but I can't see a place for him in our squad for next season as Cole still plays most games and Bertrand is more than good enough to cover for him.

As KingB pointed out, Lukaku can't play but what I was implying is that losses against WBA ended up being last league games of both AVB and RDM. If we lose, one can only hope Benitez suffers the same fate.

Mikel doesn't defend? Now I've seen it all.