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World class finish from him tonight, fucking beast. The intention was there, technique, pace - all rolled into one ball of blonde fur. El Nino is back, guys! I have a feeling this will give him his confidence back, even if scoring against Barca, the wonder strike against Newcastle and the European Cup golden boot didn't. This will, for sure, once and for all. But if he doesn't start scoring, then everybody else behind him is shit, because El Golscoro is back and he proved it!!!!!!!!!1

firstrow and sopcast and every other stream provider are fucking piss, DIE

I want to piss on every stream there is in this world.

Good to see that another thread has been taken over by Torres.

Oh, didn't know that, thanks for clearing that out.

I don't think we'll sign anyone significant. A bunch of youngsters maybe. I can see us diving in only if Sturridge should leave, then we'll be left with no choice to either recall Lukaku (unlikely) or sign a striker.

We will be called sore losers no doubt.

Our club launched the complaint too quickly, I mean wasn't it within an hour after the game ended? How certain and thorough can you be in an hour?

Once, when I was a little boy, I got a huge need for shit. So I excused myself and went to the nearest toilet. For 5-10 minutes I was in complete heaven, I actually thought I'd died and was about to get it on with 77 virgins. Anyway, once the euphoria had passed, I started skimming and scanning for paper. THERE WAS NONE! Oh the horror. I did what every intelligent being would have done, I wiped with my hand. Obviously it wasn't effective enough, so I had no choice but to smear my trousers in chocolate pudding. I then got out of the toilet in stealth mode so nobody would spot me. With my hand reeking and behind squishing, I made it to my target - a loo upstairs. There I found the ugly truth that there was no paper either. I was distraught. Sadly I don't remember what happened next, but I probably escaped and went home. Moral of the story: always check for paper before loosening your sphincter.

Isn't chalobah a defender?

Mm.. no

It's the racist inside of you speaking. They're both big, black and have the names of African tribe leaders, so you automatically assume they're carved out of the same wood. You should be burned god damn it!

Don't mind the delusional Torres fanboys, ignore them and they will return to sticking his posters on their walls.

No, not needed

Yes, because you will see QPR twice. It's best to see every time different teams, in first day I would choose the Tottenham Stoke game, because you will already see West Ham. Out of Chelsea games the Arsenal one is the best, but like nadav said, you will get to see only one extra game and it's a shit one between Wet Spam and QPHa.

no

I don't think that's foam

Is this real? lmao

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No, I know that Torres sucks, but it is no reason not to watch a Chelsea match, especially such an important game, because you would miss 90% of games this season in which Torres will inevitably start. Oh, and a striker is rarely the reason for losing. You can have a crappy striker and a good defence and the game will end 0-0, but you can have a good striker and a shit defence and the game can end 4-5. So if you are afraid of us losing, you should be worried about our shakey defence, not Torres.

But can he moonwalk?

Because Malouda knew better, he was smart. It's not wise to ignore Hazard however.

1st... simply because watching QPR will bore you to death. But deciding simply by looking at Chelsea games, then the one against Arsenal no doubt. Definitely not 2nd though, 2 QPR games, disgusting.

Instead of writing this post you could have just used the search to find out that there was no need for it