BlueLion.

Mwahaha, TalkChelsea broke this story.... my proudest moment

Yep, £5 billion to spend on buying the Barcelona and Real Madrid squads, or so I've heard.

Embarrassing club and even worse fans.

This. And the players. I find it offensive that they turn up unmotivated and put in half-hearted performances, considering their wages.

You shouldn't need motivation to beat those teams. They're shit, the players should be able to put in a good enough performance without the need to be motivated. I mean, fucking hell, isn't £150,000 a week a big enough incentive?

It's embarrassing how bad we are without Ramires. No drive whatsoever. Godspeed to Essien, although he won't come back the player he was, his ability to drive forward and change games will not be diminished too much.

Moment of 2011 - beating Tottenham at the Bridge in April. It was a day of great fortune for Chelsea, but one that demonstrated the unity of the club and almost saw us pull off the impossible. Such a special feeling. Also the signings of Torres and Luiz on deadline day. Man of 2011 - a lot of people will raise eyebrows but my personal choice is John Terry. I may have my doubts over Terry the man, but never over his capabilities and commitment as a player. Villain of 2011 - Abramovich. Yeah, fair enough, he's spent £120 million on players this year, but he sacked a double-winning manager because of the failings of the players and has resigned us to a season of mediocrity in the process whilst we patch up old wounds. We've not even started to build for the future yet. Roman best stick with Andre now, because the damage is already done. Hope for 2012 - Roman doesn't sack another manager, we make some signings for the future and we fuck Liverpool over at Anfield for those three back-to-back wins at Stamford Bridge in 2011.

Take care mate! I'm back after an extended Christmas break now anyway

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Okay, we have 24.... I am officially starting the season, bitches.

No he isn't, he's indestructible.

Cech Ferreira Ivanovic Terry Cole Oriol Lampard Mata Kalou Torres Sturridge We need to give certain players a rest and we could do with having pace in the team, hence having Kalou in the side.

But they seem the only likely deals we will make.

Here's a good tip - don't challenge X-Rated to a friendly match.

After the Pastore scenario, Palermo can fuck themselves.

As a seven year old is older than a five year old, that still makes him a kid.

We have a fairly decent run now where we have mid-table teams in the league and a couple of FA Cup ties. If he can't recapture his form during this period as our main striker, it will be official that he is hopeless and must be sold.

I imagine the initial bid will be £5 million, then with £2 million in add-ons, which seems to be a popular thing with transfers at present.

It will be if Suarez' ban is anything to go by.

Alex knows more big words than most... he just chooses to use the big ones where appropriate rather than cramming them in at every opportunity like he used to

Oh I see what you mean now, I thought you were referring to us being able to out-bid all comers.

Cole - Terry - Luiz/Cahill - Ivanovic It sounds so much more solid than with Bosingwa in the team

No I can't, but I get the picture him and AVB have had a fall out... especially if Malouda is getting minutes ahead of him.

Why? We did exactly the same between 2003 and 2007, don't be hypocritical!