OneMoSalah

GET RID OF HIM ALREADY ROBBIE.

Cech, Cahil, Moses, Azpi, Mikel and Oscar were the only players that started who weren't shit today. Rest of the starters poor show, fucking bullshit. Never wanted to win the game at all. Torres must go in January, unless he scores 20 goals before then I will continue to say it. Sturridge is a cock, complains about not playing comes on and does significantly fuck all. Might need 2 new strikers, another CM and possibly another LB as Cole has been terrible for a few weeks now. Maybe all he deserves a one year deal at this rate. Say I'm being harsh/overreacting if you want but I believe we should be looking to beat Swansea EASILY with the current group of players we have. Swansea aren't pushovers but they're not world beaters, terrible performance. Robbie won't be in the job after this season if he keeps making ridiculous decisions like Bertrand for Oscar too, trying to sit it out with 10 minutes left. Maybe use that change when theres 2-4 minutes left when it looks much more realistic that Swansea won't fucking score. Also Sturridge for Moses, I am unsure what he was watching, Moses was our best player imo. At least he took Rami on though, Romeu was pathetic, gave it away far too much.Thats the negatives anyway. Positives imo Gary Cahill was good offensively and defensively. His block on Danny Grahams shot at the end was brilliant as was his tackle on Pablo Hernandez when Hernandez had a few yards on him, just shows third choice CB my arse, better than Luiz right now. Victor Moses was our best player today, perhaps should of ran at young Ben Davies more though supposing he's not very experienced but a good performance all around and Azpi looks better than Bran does at right back. We play like that and Shaktar will fuck us up though.... discoball hair will probably run a mock if he gets as much room as some Swansea players got today.

My granny is twice the striker Torres is, that says something. Haul him off and Oriol "used to play good but constantly gives the ball away now" Romeu for Sturridge and Ramires.... what is up with Romeu is he rusty or something? Was shit vs Utd too...

Surely Kezza should be in the poll. He got tonnes of votes I thought EDIT: I see his name now, voted for him ...

Torres is absolute bullshit... fucking terrrrrrible.. complete bollocks...... shite....any other words/phrases I could use to describe him

Aren't playing great so far.. Coles been bypassed like 4 times by Hernandez now too

Utd will be top of the league for 94 minutes or something. Bunch of pricks they are.

Paulo Ferreira is such a legend. So cool.

True I suppose. Don't thiink Bilbao will sign him as Javi Martinez replacement hes not exactly the same sort of player tbh . Anyway apparently we are looking at some Ukrainian goalkeeper.. can't remember his name and some full back guy too, both are in the 20-22 age bracket..

He isn't Bilbao bound, they are refusing to buy him back for 20 million euros despite the fact he came through their youth system and they let him go for nothing 3 or 4 years ago. His won't sell him for less than his release clause which is rumoured close to 20 million euros. Also apparently hes very similar to Andrea Herrera so I would be unsure if they'd both play in the same team.

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HELLLO EVERYONE, TIS A FINE DAY IN SCOTTYLAND

Haha. Fuck taking roids, I am not Josh McEachran in desperate need of massive muscle increase.

No it would define the purpose of me going to the gym most days to become a pure beast

Gypsy Sunday, what the fuck is gypsy Sunday hahaha....

I've got a mad coat similar to the link I posted but I need to get the buttons tightened on them again, too fucking loooooooooooooooose

I don't think we're quite as far in the ground as New Zealand are mate

Wtf is Swanndri hahaha. Also hope Moses gets at least 30 minutes and Marin gets a bit of game time too. Maybe even see Romeu come on..

Might start tomorrow surely if Coles not 100 percent, or I'd hope so.

Wow talk about sexy coats... http://www.chelseamegastore.com/stores/chelsea/products/product_details.aspx?pid=87285

Go for a Mourinho esque coat What kind of coat you looking for?

Hahaha this tv show is possibly the worst thing ever. Stephen picks up a phone, faints, gets abducted by Derren Brown and everything goes back to normal. Boom. As fake as you can get.

Makelele should be in the top 15 at least.

What do you guys make of Derren Brown, hes done that apocalypse TV show where he has tricked that guy to believe the world has ended and hes one of few survivors on the planet bla bla bla but do you think hes a magician, illusionist or just a complete bellend cunt who pays people to act out crazy shit.... also you can post thoughts on his tv shows here and that. I honestly think hes a bellend tbh, apparently that guy in Apocalypse is an actor and in all fairness I wouldn't think he isn't....

No not at all, because I have so many it would be impossible to fit in one photo and would make your collection look measly in comparison to mines . BOOM

Bottle of Scotch every time sadly to say. Cap would just sit there reviving everyone though, so he'd be my first target wee strangle kill with his stethoscope... Also I don't think I'd ever want to fight SeB, we are usually on the save wavelength on the forum most of the time so we'd basically know each others moves and shit (well in Dragonball Z fights we would) so it would be pointless as it would last at least 12 millenniums. Also I have a funny feeling We Hate Scouse would just be as good a fighter as Torres is atscoring goals ( have it!!!) so he would be last in the rankings. Not even going to try and say what Spike could be like because his forum names character can do karate and all shiz.... but yeah.... ANYWAY I WORK OUT COME AT ME BRO... *snivles* please don't fight me guys GET IT