OneMoSalah

You bitches scared to play meat FIFA? please, yous don't even know what sort of console I have so already acting scared of playing me... pffft.. shows you how good I am.... not even sure what gaming system I play it on and your already scared... goml .... Don't play me, really I'm being serious here, I'm Scottish so that makes me shit at everything bar downing scotch like a man possessed....by an alky.

You've not made it sound gread enough, its like cutting your knee compared to having chlamydia and kidney stones at the same time. It is second to Scotch, which is hard to beat, so its pretty prestegous.

Just discovered I made We Hate Scouse's cool list. Me = happy. Me = this happy. PS I WARN YOU, THIS PICTURE IS SLIGHTLY DISGUSTING COVER YOUR EYES/DON'T LOOK IF YOUR EASILY OFFENDED.

Take the day off, fuck doing a report........ just get some scotch and hang out with he knows how to drink that shit being half Scottish and all Also flicking through TV, Ke$ha live is literally the worst act ever, in fact even when shes not live.... shes shit. She is actually terrible, filthy looking tramp, couldn't lace Susan Boyles shoes.

Sign sign sign sign sign sign sign sign sign... can't rate this guy any higher.

WHY IS THIS NOT SHOWING UP AS A FECKING VIDEO #CUTFORRYAN

Bit suspicious about this move, I don't think hes anywhere near ready for a team of that quality, no offence to him. Thought the championship or a lower PL club would have been better. Or a lower La Liga team. Hopefully not another Josh at Swansea loan.

Seen that when it was first released. Quality haha. Even Alan Hansen appears in it too..

Really hahaha, get the fuck out man! Not even Scotland is that bad even though you hear about 11 year old dads and shit, makes me think 'Wow your not even done learning the twelve times table but your shagging birds, not bad sir, gees a tip' Legal age is 16 btw.....

I thought he was very overrated but againts us and Juve he looked the real deal at times.

I seen John Chapman (think thats his name) put a link to a poster with his photo on it haha. Hes a good player Biglia, wouldn't mind him on a cheap, would be a low risk signing.

If the quotes are in the Ukrainian or Brazilian press then I'll believe it but yet again I don't know Ukrainian or Portuguese so yeah haha...... but I believe its true he hasn't returned to their training and hes meant to still be in Brazil to try and press for a move away from the club. Might end up in Brazil tbh, can never be too sure, shit like that happens (Pato deal for instance)

I don't feel he has betrayed our club, I just didn't see the 'hype' around Sturridge as a CF.

Well according to the sun - yeah not them again I know hahaha - their coach has said something like 'Shakhtar will move on with or without Willian' so maybe he will be sold.. their coach is also blaming his advisors rather than the player it seems.

He hit the side netting at least twice and put a decent opportunity at least 3 yards wide of De Gea's right hand post. Also missed that sitter on his right foot....

Apparently has gone AWOL and not returned to Shakhtar after their winter break, forcing a move?

No way, Mata is not for sale at any price. Unless you give us Silva, Aguero, Mata back and Kompany then we'll talk

Fuck we sell dodgy pies... there are bigger problems right now... like that dodgy Spanish bloke (or women? still can't decide)... get an out of date sticke stuck on him and get rid already Pies... quite hungry now...

Still an overrated, arrogant cunt. Can't wait to see him never play CL football for the next 10 years where as Oscar, Hazard, Mata etc all play it for years to come He scored a tap in, missed a massive sitter and hit the side netting when he probably should have looked to cross it, so what? How is that 'amazing' as some of yous make out.

Aye Dzeko's fairly good in my books, arrange the deal, you can get Torres (well... whats left of him, not much litreally one working hamstring and half a ribcage) in return

So went into a local shop today for a crunchie, turns out the bastarding thing cost 70p. Was completely outraged, since when did fucking crunchies cost 70 fucking p? Last time I remember they were 45-55p and that was 2 years ago. This is an outrage but I didn't let the fat cats win by not flipping out. I just took the crunchie, ate it and then took some scotch and went crazy. At this rate, in the words of Kevin Bridges 'It won't be long until we are paying a fucking quid for a chomp.' /rant about economic crisis ruining Ryan's feeding time over.

Not posted in here for a while. Still hit the gym, just can't really be bothered taking protein shakes now but I'll probably start taking them again nearer the summer I reckon when I am able to concentrate for a larger chunk of time on my physical health rather than right now with school and exams and all that coming up. I know since the last time I posted in here I am able to do much more in the gym in terms of weights so I suppose thats a plus.

You have had your Scottish nationality appeal declined for that. No free Scotch whenever you want for you now, prepare to live as a sad spike with no unlimited supply of Scotch

Hahaha

Was that what you wearing that suit on twitter was about haha? You were looking swish, apart from the glasses, wow pink glasses wtf haha