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Literally the only thing I remember Oscar being involved in in this match (which finished an hour and a half ago) was the foul that Rooney committed on him. I'm honestly trying really hard but can't remember a singe offensive or defensive action he did in 90 minutes. HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE?!

Competed with Mikel and Oscr today for worst/slowest passer. Also, at this level, any midfield should be able to finish that chance, especially that De Gea made it easier by coming out so early and leaving the goal mostly open.

Tbh, I've actually passed the stage of being mad at Ivanovic. Now I'm just mostly embarrassed for him. Seriously, if I were in his shoes, particularly in that first half, I would have just walked off the field to save any remaining dignity.

Brilliant save which for me makes him our MOTM which wasn't particularly hard to achieve today. That said, his kicking was particularly shit.

It really gets on my nerves how little protection he gets from the refs. Most teams in the EPL treat him like a fucking pinata!

LOL What are you even suggesting?!

They could've played penalties and all ten would be missed. No confidence on either side.

Least surprising 0-0 draw of all time!

Azpi, JT and Hazard aside, this team deserves to be playing with the U21s next week. One of the worst, most spineless and nonchalant Chelsea performances I've ever seen

Haha We honestly deserve to get relegated. Really it would be a travesty for the Premiere League if we manage to stay up! Feel really bad for the fans who traveled all the way to Manchester on a Monday just for this shit.

There isn't enough booze in the world, mate...

Yes, but here in the teal world, not many would regard those statements as facts, certainly not someone who probably knows very little about RLC and Kennedy like Guus.

Tbf, Baba/Ivanovic aside, this is probably the best team Guus can put together from the available options.

0-0 written all over it. Djilo is a Chelsea legend.

Just seen the lineup. Meltdown seems the appropriate reaction, tbh... Got drinks for one more?

Karate kicked someone and got sent off.

You had to jinx it, didn't you

The Watford CB did a Cahill for the Lamela goal. Oh, and take a bow Shaqiri!

Also key, I think, is don't go all mental and start threatening people through PMs!

Lmao @ the fact that they don't even have a photo of Ramos!

lol I'm just pulling your leg. If you're too pompous and condescending for even TSE to handle, then you REALLY need to have a look at yourself in the mirror!

Yeah, I felt that as well just watching on TV which is why I asked in the first place.

There is a simple test you know Do you, by any chance, believe that Nathanial Chalobah should have been included in England's World Cup 2014 squad?

That's actually a good shout though I can't see it actually happening.

Tammy Abraham?