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I fucking hate sky...

He's a keeper. His price tag is never going to be high regardless.

Let's try to stay on topic, people, please. If the staff have to intervene and lock this thread again we won't be as lenient as we have been and warnings will be handed out.

The quotes are taken out of context from the original article (which doesn't seem to reliable itself, tbh). It basically says that he won't know for sure if he will get loaned out or stay with the squad until the last week of August. I could have told you that!

Where is everyone getting the idea that he will loaned out from? No one has even posted a single link to anything, let alone something reliable.

Well, nice sharing a drink with you @Mrs.Spike, I'm off to bed

It's a middle eastern drink which you mix with water to get this: It's VERY strong. A bit similar to absinthe. But it's not something usually served at bar/pubs. You have it with food (usually BBQ or fish). I like plain vodka the most, though I'd drink it with almost anything, preferably redbull or cranberry juice. Tbh, I don't like sweet drinks too much either.

: More of a Vodka guy myself, but it's really funny how people get defensive about their drinks as if there is only one way to have them I like this, though I doubt you'd be familiar with it in the states: :tophat:

Tbf, so did this guy:

If it helps, same applies to food...or even deodorant! I don't like to try new tastes/smells of anything.

I certainly will not! It's my chosen life style

No kidding! I wouldn't drink that even if you paid me! When it comes to drinks, I'm very unadventurous. I have 3-4 drinks that I like and would VERY rarely order anything else.

Coming right up! The active female members are no more than a dozen. So, to borrow Tom's words, it's basically a "sausage fest" in here! I think you're pissed because you had too many drinks. That's it, I'm cutting you off! Bouncer, take him out!

Yes Ma'am. What will you be having tonight?

Guys, nothing happened. There was a small disagreement that needed "cleaning up". Let's please move on. @Stingray, it had nothing to do with your posts, Tom. They must have been deleted by accident.

So that's where "للزلعوم" is inspired from!

Everyone abuses me because of my slow internet connection This is internet segregation I tell you!

No, we'll simply not register Mark Schwarzer in the PL like we did with Hilario last season. EDIT: Beaten to it by two posts at the same minute!

They just look so happy together! :')

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x23j0yb_ake-taking-positives-hd_sport

Longer: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x23gqc9_introducing-your-2014-15-chelsea-fc-squad-hd_sport

Wasn't sure where to post this, but a few people were asking for the prematch player introductions from last night's game. Here they are: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x23gqc9_introducing-your-2014-15-chelsea-fc-squad-hd_sport

@Jason, should you start assigning the match previews? Our first match is 5 days away.

What a cross Luis!

I'm literally watching bits and pieces of the match. Terrible stream.