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You obviously do. We all know of your mind-crippling crush on Jake that has forced you to question your sexual orientation and your entire identity. We all know that it has gotten so bad that it's been keeping you up night, thinking....fantasizing. Even your grades have been effected and you're too ashamed to explain to your worried friends. You're scared to death that people on here would figure is out so you try your best not to reply to Jake or act weird in threads he's posted in. But we noticed. We ALL know!

I think everyone is too scared to write anything about Jose atm.

I think you've learned your lesson @OneMoSalah, want me to change yours back too?

Cesc being available is a huge boost. They are going to put half of Birmingham behind the ball and his eye for the killer pass could be decisive.

Showing with Ghana what we saw he can do at Vitesse. No idea why he just doesn't perform for Everton. Need to pick his loan more carefully next season.

You should have been careful what you wish for, Ryan. Now you're stuck in Scotland....forever!

What do you mean? Your names are NEVER changing back! Mwahahahahahahahahahahaha

You human beings and your weir illogical relations....

Done, but I'm never changing it back or to anything else

True, but I was hoping that this year would be different since they probably had the best team on paper.

Oops, meant Luis.

Azpi against Liverpool and missed City as a result. Willian against City and hasn't trained. Can only assume Mikel got a concussion against Bradford and that's why he was still out against City. I expect Azpi and Mikel to be back, but you never know. Wait for Jose's confirmation.

-Costa -Cesc -Willian -Azpi -Mikel Possibly, of course. We wait Jose's PC to know for sure.

Wow, if all the injury rumors are true, we won't have a single first team player on the bench besides Cech and Drogba!

I expected at least one of Algeria or Nigeria to make the final. Shows how much I know, one of them didn't even make the tournament!

What are you talking about? That has always been our banner....

1. @ [ member='display name' ] without the spaces. 2. Because IE is shit.

Serious? How about JeSuisSalah instead?

So cute! Your niece is alright, too Not to be critical or picky but that is rude!

Tbh, as a teenager, I was a bit on the "crazy motherfucker" side myself. Really, whenever I think back on how I used to think and act as a teenager, all that comes to my mind is "Why didn't someone just punch me in the face!"

Girls parents usually call me nice. No, seriously, I was that guy that parents allow their kids to go somewhere when they knew I was going, even if they just met me! I honestly still don't get why! As a teenager, that was ten times worse than the friend zone because obviously the first thing that teenage girls look for in a guy is that her parents think he's nice.

Even by African nations standards their fitness levels are just insane!

Yeah, virtually flawless. Those 3 times he gave City the ball at the edge of our own box were not defensive mistakes (ask Opta of you don't believe me!), he just had Aguero as captain of fantasy football team

OR we can play Mikel in the #10 and rely on his creativity

JT is gone?! Damn! I did not see that one coming! Funny thing, I honestly still don't know what your opinion about Cuadrado is, but I do find your usual blind condescending attitude entertaining