Joe Cool

Fucking hell we've got some spoilt fans on here.

This man is just a nightmare that keeps on giving. Despite all the fans' desperate pleas to no longer be subjected to his horrific displays, he just won't go away. We all know what's going to happen whenever he takes to the pitch, but it doesn't matter because we still have to watch it.

Jose can play down our expectations all he wants, but the fact that we appear to be so horrendously flaccid in the final third at times with all the flair players that we have, striker or no striker, is incredibly disappointing. With the amount of investment that has gone into the squad these past two summers, there is no reason why we should not be able to break down the teams that sit in the bottom half of the table.

Even us, with the lack of a decent striker or any attacking quality in the final third, managed to put 4 past this shower of shite along with the 6 that we scored on the gooners.

Does anyone in this league know how to defend anymore? That half from Kaboul was one of the most pathetic displays of "defending" that I've ever seen in my life.

Torres deserves shooting for that miss

Rooney was fucking pathetic today. Every time he touched the ball every United attack went to absolute shit.

The arguements in this thread get more nonsensical with each passing day

wow what a save

Don't get me wrong, it worked in his first stint here, but there will come a time when everybody, including the press, will get tired of his bollocks. That's what happened in Spain, and it would be less than desirable to see the same thing happen here.

I wish he'd shut the fuck up with his media antics, it just gets incredibly tiresome at times.

People have short memories. They love to make excuses and allowances for the various gaffes that Luiz makes, saying he's out of form, etc.... but when you consider what we paid for this guy, and the fact that at 26 he's still as volatile as he was when we signed him (one good half season does not make up for that), you need to just need to realize that he's just not good enough for this club. Furthermore, when Terry, Carvalho, Gallas, etc were all 26, you didn't ever see these horrendous mistakes and losses of concentration that we've regularly come to expect from Luiz, did you? By this point, they were already some of the best defenders in Europe, something that we definitely cannot say about David Luiz. Quite honestly, it's time to just cut our losses and move on.

Good for him, I'd rather not see him have to put up with the FA's bollocks.

I have to say, his behavior towards Cech (the captain) and the official was utterly disgraceful. Stop arguing with the captain and shut the fuck up. What he did truly unsettled the team, which was a huge cause of our collapse tonight.

You are hilarious. You really are. I didn't say that Luiz is the only one to be blamed because let's be honest, everyone was shite. However, the one who stood out the most, with his shirt tugging (which could have easily been a penalty), his stupid fouls, and random gifts of possession to the opposition was none other than yours truly. Edit: Well maybe Ivanovic is also a culprit too, but he has been superb the last few months so he was due a meltdown like that.

I've just about had it with Luiz at centre-back, every time he's been there this season it's costed us goals and points. Tonight's performance was utter bollocks, it was nothing more than a complete sham.

I think it was one of those "damned if you do, damned if you don't" situations for Petr... if he comes out, Anichbe still gets there every single time (due to Luiz' incompetence), but if he stays back, well, no way he saves that anyways.

I must say, there was a period (around November) where I was extremely critical of Cahill's lack of decisiveness, but in the past couple months, he was really impressed me, especially with that heroic display at City. It just goes to show that a top class manager really can transform initially average players into absolutely world beaters, given the right system and time to adapt.

Hopefully the people who had bent over and stuck Mikel's cock into their arses for all these years have finally got an idea of what having a proper title-winning calibre DM is like with the signing of Matic.

Wow Spurs are sooooo shit

Yes, criticizing a centreback who was at fault for both of their goals and has been extremely poor this season clearly means that I'm plastic and I have an agenda Fuck's sake, this guy could score five own goals and these numpties would still have a go at people criticizing him.

Fucking horrible, this tosspot. He should be nowhere near this side on the back of such shambolic displays this season.

Oh, and also special mentions to Eto'o and Ba. Utterly useless pair of tossers.