Joe Cool

Cahill and fucking Essien should get the fuck out of this club and not come anywhere near London after that horrible fucking shite. Everyone besides Willian and Schwarzer were fucking gash. I hope no one bitches about why KDB never plays after that shameful display. Fucking pathetic.

Cahill is a bellend and his defending is a fucking disgrace. Unbelievable how shit both our central defenders are.

Exactly. We're lucky that everyone else has also been pretty crap. But we can't keep putting in these types of performances and expect to get away with them especially with City really kicking into gear.

It's a fucking mystery how we are second and could possibly be first come Christmas when we look so shit.

We definitely don't. We got quite possibly the easiest group in the competition, we did a double over a piss poor Schalke side, all the while giving some negatively horrible performances against Steaua and Basel. This match has been particularly dreadful from all parties involved.

There is no way we deserve to be advancing to the round of 16 on the back of such a shower of shite.

If Mikel was any slower today, he would have gone back in time.

This is absolute wank.

I'm sick of seeing Dave playing on the left while Ivanovic has acres of space on the right yet never delivers one accurate cross the entire game. I don't know what Jose has against Bertrand, but I really think that he deserves a shot, especially if it means keeping Ivanovic away from the right back position.

Wow what a hit by Giroud, thank fuck it didn't go in.

Fuck me, should have passed it, Romelu.

You might have had a point if Luiz was putting in solid shifts this season, however....Whenever he's played, he's been gash..

YESSS!!!! not singing anymore, cunts.

Can we all just agree that neither Cahill nor Luiz have proved their worth to this club this season? Both of them have been poor and at times, just downright disastrous. They are far too inconsistent to start week in week out for a title challenging side. I really don't understand this club at times, we had all summer to find a new defender but what did we do? Buy fucking Willian.

Every single one of our players bar Schurrle can fuck off. And I have no words for either Ba or Eto'o. They could be on the pitch for 3 hours and would still never find the back of the fucking net. Absolute fucking wank, all of them.

Every single one of our players bar Schurrle can fuck off. And I have no words for either Ba or Eto'o. They could be on the pitch for 3 hours and would still never find the back of the fucking net. Absolute fucking wank, all of them.

bricks are being shat

I love it. I fucking love it. This is what we've been needing to see all season long from him.

We don't. We need someone better than both Luiz and Cahill that isn't prone to making dumb fucking errors every other match.

Fuck me

I must say, I've been pleasantly surprised by John. I didn't think that he would get over his injuries/poor form from last season. Without a doubt, he's been our best player this season, nothing but a rock at the back.

Fulham are a shower of useless twats. 3-0 after twenty minutes to the Mancs

The most infuriating moment was when one of the Newcastle players (Cisse?) got in behind Cole, who just fucking gave up as if he was going for a morning walk. No fucking effort whatsoever.

Words don't describe how utterly fucking shite that was, it felt like the QPR game at the Bridge all over again. No desire or will to win whatsoever.

This is one of the most dreadful performances that I've seen from us in years. Have our players on for 5 years and they still wouldn't fucking score.