Joe Cool

Wow what a free kick. 2-0

Penalty, n'Zogbia dive. 1-0 villa

Shite doesn't even begin to describe this. By far one of the worst football matches I've ever watched.

The villa spammers game has been utterly woeful so far.

...or maybe we're just shit and it looks like other sides are playing better.

Fucking twats have scored. Oh well, you've got to give it to Bale, the guy's class.

And apparently, Liverpool didn't play very well anyways, so they couldn't get the "two and a half" goals that the matchfixer wanted

I certainly hope that Benitez can get us to 3rd/4th at the very least, because that seems to be all that we will be able to dig from this fucked up, shitty godawful mess of a season. However, I wouldn't put it past him to even fuck that up, because at the rate we're going, we'll keep on shipping goals for a very long time. The only positive I can think of is the celebrations we'll be able to have once he fucks off out of this club.

This is fucking nauseating.

Yes, let's keep Bertrand, who's been a spectator for the entire match on for the whole 90 minutes.

Well that was pathetic. None of the players ever looked arsed until the last ten minutes and it was just the same old shite, different day. We kept trying to stroll the ball around even when it became apparent that it wasn't going to work when we gave the ball away for the 20th time. If you had told me that a PL side up against a fucking pub team, I would have thought Brentford were the Premier League side, especially the way they were outplaying us all over the fucking park, especially in the first half. Lampard, Terry, Marin, and Turnbull all had shockers and the rest of the team didn't look arsed. Oscar was the stand out performance, but dear fucking lord, what's wrong with this club? It's days like this that make me feel ashamed to be a Chelsea fan. Slag off Rafa all you want, but this was absolutely inexcusable from the players. A 175 million quid side against one that's 100 thousand, there shouldn't be any fucking excuse for this absolute wankstain of a performance.

You are completely clueless. When did you start supporting us, 2009? If not, then you have an incredibly short memory because that's how we won our back to back titles, by getting one or two goals, and then sitting back and playing solid at the back for the rest of the game. And without our "parking of the bus", we would have never had any chance of beating Barca and Bayern, two sides who were incredibly superior to us offensively, so what else were we supposed to do than try to play ultra safe? Your point is a load of bollocks also because this season, we weren't even parking the bus, we were attempting to play the beautiful, attractive football that Roman so desires. It wasn't "parking the bus" (which we weren't even doing) that that got us into trouble, it was the fact that we kept conceding stupid goals, so I have no idea what you are trying to get at, really.

I don't think this is going to happen. This club seems to be too small for both Roman and Jose. Roman's ego will never let Jose return while he is still the owner. You guys have to remember how Jose left/got sacked to begin with.

http://www.veoh.com/watch/v43268822Rpgtckg4 Best part of the game for me.

Did anyone else hear a fan shout WILSHIRE YOU WANKER!! in the first half? Made me cackle like a schoolgirl Anyways, pretty good performance, the first half was excellent, some of the best football that I've ever seen out of Chelsea. However, the second half was plain bollocks, and not for the first time this season. The bottom line is that in order for a 4-2-3-1 to work, we need a tough box to box central midfielder like Essien (before injury) and a deep lying playmaker, neither of which we have. Ramires and Lampard aren't the best combination, which is why they were overrun in the second period, which isn't helped by the fact that Mata, Hazard, and Oscar are shite at defending. So while it is a pretty good offensive formation, it shouldn't be too surprising that we start to falter enormously when our opponents start to take control of the game. Another thing.... why was Torres started ahead of Ba? Benitez did Arsenal a favor by doing that as he fucked up every time he got the ball, including when they scored. His finishing is woeful, and his ball control is even worse. He's quite past it, everybody with two eyes can see that except for Benitez for whatever reason.

Wow I can't believe they sacked him. Absolutely insanity.

Really? He's had quite a few touches that have been nothing but piss poor.

eh he started out the first half really badly but he started playing a little better as the game has gone on.

Torres has been pretty godawful the last few games, it's really damn frustrating tbh.

Yes let's have a big knee jerk reaction because I said Luiz has sucked. Where did I say that it was all his fault?

Luiz has been complete crap so far. Moses/Oscar have been alright and Marin is playing a little better, but I think he should go off at halftime for Mata. We look fucking clueless going forward without him.

Torres is so fucking shite.

Yes because that is such a horrible crime? Grow up please.

Nope, I'm talking about the people who keep on slagging off Rafa no matter what.

Nice to see I'm not the only U2 fan around these parts