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I really like how the players cross the ball to Costa whom incidentally is pretty fucking shit in the air.

Dat Oscar cross to no-one tho

The team isn't undefeated nor has it scored 300 goals. Piece of shit club.

inb4 Cuadrado is sold next January.

Not enough cutting inside and shooting with the left.

Sorry, I'm in a poor mood and it really bothers me when someone infers something completely different from what I intended [mainly because of how often it occurs].

Where the fuck did I say that?

If so then that doesn't save the guy from being lecherous. Cheating in a relationship? No point of having a significant other if you are just going to fuck the first that approaches in a shitty night club. SMH.

He has two from Arsenal. Last I checked 2>1... ahem*communityshield*ahem

Lazy, incredibly long list of muscular problems in this thighs and knees, likes partying more than football. No thanks. He'd probably die in London with a needle in his arm and a £100 note shoved up his nose.

Cuadrado will probably be sold next January. The cycle continues.

Pointless post. You don't have to post, if you think that way.

Jason attempting humour.

I think the team already is really fucking good.

This is every single thread on this website.

This thread has given me gonnorhea. Continue.

Sounds like you want to fuck me but are just upset I don't roll that way.

Alex is such a rentboy. Anything for attention.

'Hazard 17' which has only been worn by one person in the history of Chelsea, mind you.

To be completely honest sponsors are always ugly. Fuck sponsors. I wish the shirt had nothing but the Chelsea emblem.

Zidane was retiring from football, he had already retired from France but was brought out of retirement for this last tournament. He dragged France to the final once again. He let them down, an entire nation in a burst of rage. Ultimately leaving his last act in football a disgrace. Zidane's photo >Messi's everyday.

There are plenty of amazing leaders out there. A lot of them aren't particularly talented.

I've been skipping a lot of games recently. But this one is prime time, baby. No way I'm missing this.