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FLAVOUR OF THE SEASON 13-14

Victor is an ugly name. Matches your face.

I remember no such thing. Stop trying to plant false memories upon my own. Worse than Hitler, this is memory facism.

There is stiumlating debate to be found in the strangest corners. Obviously not here with you. Scum.

Especially the street urchins from the favelas.

I haven't. I don't play such childish things, I occupy my time with INTELLECTUAL stuff. I am enlightened.

Anton Greasyman. The Spicy Frenchie from Basque Country. Learn that name, la.

North Carolina? Like fuck I'm going there twice in one year.

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I've always said Carlo is just a motivator. He isn't the greatest manager but he is one hell of a cool dude. Has to be one the most suave manager around.

People hated Busquets for his peek-a-boo dive. People loved Luiz for his grinning dive. This is the standard of the average football fan, Chelsea or otherwise.

Cech 5/5 Courtois - 7/7 Ivanovic - 4/5 Cahill - 3/6 Terry - 8/8 Azpilicueta - 6/6 Zouma - 2/7 Luis - 3/4 Fabregas - 8/6 Matic - 7/6 Oscar - 5/3 Mikel - 4/4 Ramires - 5/5 Willian - 3/6 Hazard - 8/8 Salah 1/0 Cuadrado - 0/0 Schurrle - 4/0 Remy - 6/4 Didier Drogba - 3/5 Costa - 8/5 If you have to know 5 is average relative to the player. So a 5 in my mind isn't harsh, it is what is expected. Anything higher than 5 is more than what I've expected.

Season review: Success - 10/10 Won the league. Not much else to say. Performance - 5/10 While there were some amazing matches. Swansea 4-2, and Everton 3-6 most of the matches this season were dire to watch. Aside from moments of brilliance there really isn' t much to remember at the end of the day. Found myself very bored during a lot of match days, especially during the second half of the season. But saying that Mourinho did what had to be done and the team is champions for the result of it. In the future exciting games coupled with the same success would be ideal but at the moment it seems to be one or the other and success is ultimately more important right now. The results were nearly always perfect but I will refuse to say that I enjoy watching every Chelsea match. Win the team kick up a gear as seen in the second half against Leceister, they are a joy to watch but that isn't seen in every match. It was kind of ambivalent, I always knew the team was going to win so there was no relief nor excitement when the team did actually come through with a victory and the league title. It is hard to get excited for something that has been apparent for several months. I was probably more excited during December and November than the day Chelsea actually won. Mainly because that is around the time that it became very apparent that Chelsea were not budging from the number one position.

Goal: Andre Schurrle against Burnley away. Moment: 3-6 Everton away.

Hopefully Hozay treats this like a pre-season match. I look forward to some experimentation.

Use your brain m80, had to sell someone.

Diego Costa Cristiano Ronaldo - Lionel Messi - Arjen Robben Vidal - Pogba Alaba - Ramos - Varane - Lahm Neuer Bench Courtois Woodgate Azpili Cesc Matic Sanchez Paolo Guerro

Didn't his son commit suicide?

Absolutely fantastic.

Cesc and then Azpi.

He will only leave for as much as Benzema. Lyon are very good at selling players. The only time their hands were tied was when Lloris wanted to leave.

Only if he gets three more appearances.

I'd give your right one in two for two deal with Isco coming also. So Gareth Bale is growing his hair long because he is going bald on top. Money and success can't stop genetics!

How can people actually be a fan of this guy? He is one of the most reprehensible and childish players in the sport. He embodies literally everything that goes against what a team sport is. He throw tantrums when someone on his team scores instead of him, he dives and cheats, does that stupid stutter penalty, he isn't above screaming at the referee to get what he wants, he never defends, he stands on his tip toes in team photos to look the tallest and he is definitely not a team player. Adoring CR7 is akin to liking that one arsehole in high school that is good at sports but throws a tantrum when things don't go his way.

Chicken dinner.