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Oooh, QPR. Always a match to look forward too.

Technically there is always red on the jerseys given that the emblem has red features.

Shoulda, coulda, woulda but didn't. Funny that.

A mistake is a mistake, everyone makes them.

Is he a good dribbler? Or is he just really flashy?

I'm not convinced he is garbage just yet. But his performances have been lacklustre especially considering his price tag. I don't know what others expect but when a player gets bought by a club with an immense price tag I expect at least some sort of offensive production. He was brought to replace and underperforming player only to play even worse.

Le run fast and passbackwards man. I hope he looks different next season because this is not okay.

Name names, who has been slagging him off?

Too many.

John Square still hasn't impressed me.

Are you implying the triumvirate of Anelkalouda wasn't the pinnacle of 'dark times'?

I would have died after the fist week. Too much money, far too much money to chase a piece of inflated plastic across a green field. I say not to this transfer for several reasons: 1. Sterling will cost more Sterling than any would like to admit. I am not sorry for the pun. 2. Paying Liverpool gives then room to make moves to strengthen their squad. 3. He is 20 and wants more money per week than half of sub-saharan Africa earns in the same time.

There isn't even that much different between a 4-3-3 and a 4-2-3-1 except namesake. Oscar drops deep a lot so it's like a 4-3-3 anyway.

I didn't realise that there were people that didn't like Carvajal. woah

Don't be silly, Portugal are absolutely horrible. Outside of Ronaldo, Moutinho and Pepe; Portugal have the squad of bottom quater team.

@lionsden, You are coming off as very sassy and snarky mate. You don't have to tone it down if you don't want to but I thought I let you know. It's not fun when you make yourself a target. Come on mate, you are better that posts like this: Is this really the level you are settling for? This post is also quite patronising, if not more. Instead of going on a rant you could have just given the reasons why you rate Stones so much. I'm not the one to always follow my own adivce but that doesn't mean you can't.

Great post, Muzchap but there are two words I disagree with. I have bolded them for emphasis. Perhaps relative to the spending of previous years and other rich teams, Chelsea has been modest. But in the grand scheme of the world Chelsea has spent more than £30,0000 each on Hazard, Fabregas, Costa, and Willian alone and to be honest there isn't much modest about that sort of money.

Just calling out those that are full of it

Australian footballers are all racist.

Harry Kane 12 Spain 0

Fuck off he is the literal inspiration for James Bond. Ian Fleming met him during WW2 while undercover in the Gestapo. The only reason Lord Kane didn't assassinate Hitler is because he took pity on him.

Harry Kane can beat John Cena cleanly.

If Harry Kane was animal he'd be a GOAT.

10 Things You Didn't Know About Lord Harry Kane: 1. He is England's greatest ever player. 2. Kane not Bobby Moore captained England to the World Cup victory of '66. 3. Even though he appears to have Downs Syndrome, he in fact doesn't. 4. Kane has scored more goals in the Premier League than every Tottenham player in history put together. 5. Kane was Rooney's coach as a teenager at Everton. 6. His Wikipedia page has already been updated to show for that goal he just scored minutes ago. 7. Only Harry Kane has scored more goals than Chuck Norris and Pele. 8. He taught Matt le Tissier how to score from long range, FKs and penalty kicks. 9. Maradona was disappointed when his daughter married Sergio Aguero, he had been hoping she would marry Lord Kane. 10. He cured Messi of his Asperger's Sydrome after many therapy sessions in Barcelona.

Fuck the Jesus allegory I posted earlier. He is literally god.