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He is probably going through a midlife crisis. Take it easy on him guys, he can't help it if his testosterone levels have taken a dive.

Ocampos is number 11.

If Chelsea were to sign Hazard I fear Chelsea would have a sharp decrease in loyal suppporters due simultaneous heart attacks.

One Goal and Two Assists. I think we may have lost without him... A win is a win is a win is a win.

Who was the first member?

You mean a photo of Frank Lampard isn't nice!?

You win....a swift kick to the crotch...or alternatively this lovely photo of Frank Lampard. You decide! Welcome to Shangri La.

Meireles is, I think. He received a Yellow in Lisbon, so if he gets booked at Stamford he is suspended.

The moment the salary cap is lifted I will rejoice, but the AFL and NRL pundits will bitch about it for years. The A-League continues to embarass itself with the Gold Coast United blunder. http://www.theaustralian.com.au/sport/gold-coast-owner-clive-palmer-loses-a-league-licence/story-e6frg7mf-1226285136612 http://www.smh.com.au/sport/a-league/clive-palmers-gold-coast-axed-from-aleague-20120229-1u2ct.html The EPL is almost practically the official Football League of Australia.

When he is ready for the big step, another club will walk on in and nab him. We need to get these bastards early and when they are cheaper. Remember this guy? When we get them early, fireworks can happen.

Welcome. Plastic fans are the ones that eat prawn sandwhiches instead of watching the game. Watching Chelsea is Australia since the 70s makes you a hardcore fan and staying up until 2:00 am to watch a game requires some dedication.

If we can get Milan in the Semi-Finals and Bayern Munich in the Grande Final, we have a real chance of winning the CL. But I hope everyone doesn't get too carried away in the meantime.

I imagine watching Juventus as a team can be frustrating. Some of those 14 draws must be driving you crazy. It seems Conte prefers to use Italian players (just my observation), it's admirable given Juve is the biggest Italian club, but maybe he should forget about the Italian Job for now and go player hunting in somewhere like South America.

Has Pepe been better though? I hear a lot of conflicting statements about him; some say when he plays Juve wins, other say that is a useless muppet.

And with that win Conte just proved he is master class when it comes to tactics. Bravo! The only thing Conte should improve is his choice of Fowards. Why doesn't he like Elia and Krasic as wingers?

Amazing! Not only has Reina received a straight red, but Julio Cesar too! Diego Milito with a hattrick! Inter 5 - Genoa 4 Amazing! 9 goals! I'm glad I watched this! Another penalty, that is four now.

Wanker Bloody April Fool's Day.

This is the new away apparently. Napoli would have some class kits if it weren't for the damn Lete sponsor. Well, it says on some websites anyway, to me it just looks like a black version of this years away kit.

I think we are all jumping the gun a tad, if he is offered the permanent position, who is to say that he accepts? We don't know RDM personally and he may reject the postion for someting a little less stressful.

Well, Internazionale are winning. Inter 1 - Genoa 0 If they get a good result, Stramaccioni may be there man. EDIT: Intet 3 - Genoa 1 That was onec razy deflected scissor kick from Sculli.

Why not? £10,000 - £20,000 p/w is still a damn lot of money. More than most of us will ever see, besides he couldn't be that greedy.

I'm confident he will be getting games next season. If he stays fit and has a good pre-season, who knows?

He was a beast against Benfica. If he takes a 50% pay cut, I think he should stay at the club. 1. Ivan 2. Paulo 3. Bosingwa

I hope Napoli gets the spot. Also I think theses are the greatest kits to ever grace Italy.

I would rather blame the Aston Villa players.