Fuck Pele, the loudmouth old man who keeps jabbering on about shit nobody cares about. Always comparing him and the newest fucking Brazillain sensation, harping on about how Maradona is terrible and Messi can't touch him. He says he won three world cups, fuck that, he showed up to the 1962 World Cup and got a winners medal. That is Garrincha's and Vava's praise you are soaking up there, son. People always drool about how many goals Pele scored, over 1000 was it? I bet my every ounce of my English blood that Lev Yashin stopped more goals than Pele scored. Fuck Maradona, the overweight, cocaine snorting fuck. Diego wouldn't have common sense of you could buy it in little plastic bags. I feel sorry for every kid that looked up to Maradona. You idol was a cheating, drug addict that doesn't have any sort of moral compass or even the slightest hint of sportsmanship. Fuck Lionel Messi, the tiny little angel that does no wrong. Blasting goddamn footballs into people's faces. The little hypocrite and best player in the world can't even lead a stacked Argentina team to a Copa America title. Scores 73 goals in a season and still lose the fucking Champions League and La Liga. Messi scores against every fucking club in the world but when he sees the great blue lion Chelsea, he becomes paralyzed with fear. Fuck Cristiano Ronaldo, with his greased up pommenade hair. Crys when misses penalties, cries when he loses and even cries when he fucking wins. What is this shit? America's Next fucking Model? CR7 still doesn't know how to pass the ball and I feel sorry for kid that has to put up with a Ronaldo wannabe at school that shoots every fucking time he touches the ball. Fuck these overrated divas that hog all the glory that every player that they work with helped them achieve.