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Why the hell should I trust some Pom I don't know and some Bulgarian guy that can't keep his damn mouth shut about other people's countries. I suppose though, since you have had TV longer than five years (because we are backwards cunts in Australia), you are the expert thus have an encyclopeadic knowledge of football. SInce I'm just a pathetic Aussie next to a mighty Bulgarian overlord; I'm just going to go outside and play with my pet kangaroo and toy boomerang and fuck it while I'm at it I'll write a song for my didgeridoo. Also the last time I checked 24 was better than 90.

I personally don't give a fuck about Paul Scholes' opinion.

He isn't a Forward. He is an Attacking Midfielder, much like Mata or David Silva.

Let him have a go in the preseason. If he tits up, he can leave. However, if he impresses a shot at the 1st team could be on the cards.

Gotze. German Efficiency, what more do you want?

He can and has played wide, but I wouldn't trust him on the wings. He is very much a CF and if we wish to elaborate further he would be best described as a Target Man.

Jesus titty fucking Christ since when was Chelsea every man's dream team?

It would be an amazing signing. I really like Richards. He can get too carried away attacking though, but not as much as Bosingwa.

It will never happen. Twattenham rejected a £40million bid for Modrić last year and they weren't in the Champions League then. Besides Walker much like Gareth Bale in 10/11 season has been grossly overrated.

What I meant by that was: Bosingwa was never the same after his injury.

Bosingwa was one of the best RBs in the world when he was signed. One injury later and he became the beast he is today.

The worst was that fucking match against Arsenal at the Bridge. Ending Manchester City's undefeated streak was nice.

I cringe to see Kagawa playing at CM. There would be so many holes in the MF teams like Arsenal and Manchester City will just stroll through it. Kagawa is very much a forward, playing behind the CF or on the wings. Actually nevermind, that if Kagawa is playing at CM, it will make it easier for Chelsea to thrash ManUtd.

Hence the reason I said only half the story is told by stats. The don't reveal the influence of a deflection, penalty, foul, free kick, corner, red card, yellow card, injuries, weather, home or away, team, postion, teammates, et al

Some fuckers like to use Statistics as a means for a debate. Statistics only tell 50% of the story but they are still important.

In the real world, that is called giving the "fuck me eyes".

The last two seasons: Eden Hazard 10/11 Appearances: 52 Goals: 12 Assists:10 11/12 Appearances: 48 Goals: 22 Assists:16 Total Appearances: 100 Goals: 34 Assists: 26 0.34 Goals per game 0.26 Assists per game 0.60 Goals or Assists per game Shinji Kagawa 10/11 Appearances: 28 Goals: 12 Assists: 2 11/12 Appearances: 43 Goals: 17 Assists:13 Total Appearances: 71 Goals: 29 Assists: 15 0.40 Goals per game 0.21 Assists per game 0.61 Goals or Assists per game

Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn them.

Don't be a hypocrite.

Imagine a Joe Cole that lived up to his potential or a smaller and less physical Cristiano Ronaldo. Well, that is how I see it anyway.

Can't fathom why he would leave Dortmund.

2012/13 Season: West Ham / Tottenham 2013/14 Season: QPR or 2012/13 Season: West Ham 2013/24 Season: QPR / Tottenham It's possible.

Project Eden from the Fallout series?

All this talk of Fellaini will get us banned! OH NO! RUN!

He will play for all three by the end of next year.