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Mladen Petric will fuck us next season.

This whole thread! From the first letter to the last character: this thread exists as an ego boost!

I'm one of the really cool users, you'll love me.

It's a Hazard to your health.

Willian...Willian...it is as if his parents misspelt William on his birth certificate.

One of our legends (I consider him to be anyway): Ricardo Carvalho.

I bet that gave Steve a bit of an ego boost.

Unless they are ambidexterous like Pedro.

sean...

No it's racism. Choc Ice refers to a black person that 'acts' white. Racism doesn't necessarily mean hatred of other races; it means stereotyping races. Choc Ice is racist because it stereotypes that blacks and whites are supposed to act differently. Here are some examples of what I mean: All Asians are good at maths. - That is racist. I hate Asians because they are good at maths. - Racist and prejudice. I hate Asians. - Prejudice. I love Asians because they are good at maths. - Racist. I hope that isn't too confusing.

Because he didn't make the sport more popular and the Livestrong foundation certainly doesn't help people with cancer. You say you judge footballesr on their personalities and actions off the pitch, well so what if he took drugs to enhance his performance? He has done more charitable work than you'll and most others will ever do.

You mean this guy?

Lewandowski Reus - Gotze - Kuba Bender - Gundogan Schmelzer - Hummels - Subotic - Piszczek Weidenfeller That my friend is one of the best starting XI in Europe. Not only that but Jurgen Klopp is a very astute and is one of the better mangers in Europe. Zlatan Nene - Pastore - Lavezzi Chantome - Motta Maxwell - Silva - Alex - Jallet Sirigu It's close, but I prefer Dortmund's XI to PSG's.

At least it's better than Liverpool's.

I can't say I'm surprised by your response. Typical of the man. Hazard should be the taker after Lampard. He seems very calm and composed from 12 yards.

Armstrong only has one testicle so he deserves a bit more leeway.

Oh, for fucks sake, are you Henrique or Swedish House Mafia? At least give the dignity of a real response.

Hulk has missed quite a few at Porto. Four of five, I think.

Lille are the mastiffs.

I never said support. You can like another club without supporting it. I like Valencia but I don't support them.

We don't eat as much spam as the English do. Nasty stuff, really.

There are a few terrific writers on this site and BlueLion is only one of them. Strike and SeB are two others that come to mind when I think about articles.

I'm allowed to post various drinking songs I've learnt. Must have sung that bastard over ten times last night.

This last page of this thread has made my hangover worse. Does it really matter if someone is a closeted fan of another club?

Foolish for United to even consider signing him. What they need is a battler in the midfield like Kevin Strootman or Axel Witsel.