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Kerim Frei is Turkish, genius.

Well, it's nothing official yet but the thread title does imply that Oscar will wear the number 11.

HULK NO LIKE SNOW HULK NO LIKE PUNY MAN Though in all honesty Hulk doesn't look that much bigger than Cristiano Ronaldo.

Officially we are.

I have to admit, it's getting better. Getting better all the time. Bravo, unlike other team's forums like RAWK or RedCafe, I do not get a headache from the layout. Brilliant stuff, Jim. The only thing worse than users bickering is when other users complain about the bickering. I'm aware of the irony and double standard in that statement. If you think it's bad here, go read another club's forum for a few hours.

It isn't going to happen, but I would really like Chelsea to sign this guy. Personally I don't believe that he is a big fish, small pond type player. Someone like Carrol is a small pond player, because he is very one dimensional, whereas Fletcher is not one dimensional. Fletcher and score with his head and feet and is very comfortable on the ball.

http://www.ibtimes.com/sportsnet/soccer/chelsea-transfer-news-target-micah-richards_649.htm @cfc444, mentioned this in the Azpilicueta thread. This seems very unlikely to me given that there are no quotes and that is the only source I can find in Google News.

Richards is powerhouse on the attack, but I'm not sold on his defending.

@CHOULO19, what is the current political climate in Lebanon? Democracy? Facism? Flawed democracy? I could Google it and all but I'd rather hear it from somone who lives there. Wiki says that Lebanon is a 'parliamentary republic'...

No that is a fan site. Similar to our "WeAin'tGotNoHistory.com'. http://www.om.net/en/home/0/Accueil

I think I'm in love. EDIT: No, as it turns out I was just hungry.

Oscar better be prepared to give up his number 11 shirt if Neymar does ever join.

Thanks.

AND SO I CRY SOMETIMES WHEN I LIE IN BED Themesong of my life.

Does anyone have Nani's assist stats? I know they are better than Ronaldo's but I want to see how much better.

What about Valencia?

Bravo United you have successfully strengthened your strongest position.

Strip clubs are bad, especially if you are bad with money. A mate of mine got fucking blind drunk and ended up spending ~$400 at a strip club. With that kind of money a visit to the brothel would be more beneficial.

Muthafuckaz forgot bout Dre.

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Poyet out, Mancini in!

Not inspiring confidence.

He is officially the most fouled player in Europe. As of last season, anyway.

Liam Bridcutt to score his frist goal for Chelsea.