Spike

That's not a meme. Meme's aren't created they evolve through Darwinism, yes you read that right Darwinism. Those that aren't funny die off (like yours) but those who are stronger and funnier, evolve and transform sometimes into others memes and sometimes they get added to other memes. Read the Greatest Show on Earth.

I don't think it's available in Aussieland.

No, I said I was sick of reading about it. It was funny and playful for a while but it has been done to death kind of like the Simpsons.

No, would you want your relatives to pawn your things after death? Either donate it to a museum or keep it in the family.

My great-great uncle was a dogfighted in the second world war two and was shot down in a glorious blaze of glory. And another that was a POW of the Japanese.

YOU BETRAYED YOURSELF! YOU DIDN'T HEED MY WARNINGS!

My relatives died in WW1 and WW2 did any of yours, Cap? I mean I know your Grandad is a veteran of some war, but I'm just curious.

Googles Irn Bru...haha that is a terrible name for a drink.

Those damn troll faces got on my nerves so much that I changed my vote to manpe. I didn't betray you, you betrayed yourself! Ego sum Brutus!

Homophobe...where did I say that I am scared or that I hate homosexuals?

Robben would be an Inside Forward. 9 times out of ten Robben will try to beat his marker and shoot at goal 30 yards out. The Robben of Chelsea is long dead. Ribery is ambidexterous so it doesn't really matter what side he is played on, I would call him an attacking midfielder, but unlike someone like Mata his isn't that great when played through the middle.

Our history sucks. Bush Outlaws. Fighting wars for the British that we should have no part in. Stealing the children of Indignous people. The White Australia policy. Race riots. I love Australia but I take little pride in our history and culture.

Cap's homoerotic desire for Kalou and RD's abuse of the troll face makes me hate everything. I go to rep RD and then see the troll face, I change my mind after seeing that. I'm being serious.

We still have no wingers. We have not had any proper wingers since Robben and Duff. I really wany a player that will stay out wide and give width. He doesn't need to cross the ball in or anything like that, just stay out wide, to create space and prevent congestion in the middle, which is what is going to happen. That is the reason I don't want Hulk, becuase he is going to look to shoot before passing and is going to cut inside like Robben too often.

Hazard and Mata have played on the wings but by no means are they wingers, they are very much attacking midfielders, and Hazard never played in the middle for Lille (as they play the 4-3-3) and has only done so a few times for Belgium and Chelsea. Valencia is a winger, you know why he is a winger? Because he stays out wide and gives the team width. Mata and Hazard have never given width to teams nor is their job to. Winger = Antonio Valencia, Angel Di Maria Attacking Midfielder = Juan Mata, Eden Hazard Inside Forward = Hulk, Cristiano Ronaldo Wide Midfielder = Ryan Giggs, David Beckham, Florent Malouda Seconday Striker = Alesandro Del Piero, Zlatan Ibrahimovic Target Man = Didier Drogba, Alan Shearer Poacher = Fernando Torres, Alex Pato You see just because they occupy the same area of the pitch doesn't mean they are the same type of player. Mata, Valencia and Hulk can all play out wide but do they do the same thing? No they don't.

Oscar, Hazard, Mata will all drift towards the centre limiting width. All three will also try to dictate play and probably just end up getting in each other's way.

Sod off, I still put 30 minutes of work into this, reading, editing, researching, looking for photographs. Don't marginalise my contributions.

I didn't write that. I searched around the web for his biography and just edited some parts and pasted in others, to make it more complete and comprehensive. I'm too young to have watched him, so I don't know what he was like but I thought he deserved a page on here. I probably will write one for a player soon, any suggestions. Maybe Carvalho?

I recall reading about Wallace a good few hours before the 80k p/w rumours started circulating. Anyway, I believe Chelsea alrady owns 50% of Wallace's rights due to Deco to Fluminese deal.

I found the holy grail of gifs.

Meireles is a hipster, he doesn't conform to your childish social conventions. He joined Liverpool ironically.

I grow in power. 12.1 seconds

Blow me

14.4 seconds.

I demand to know who changed their vote!