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I would love for a Manure reject to turn his career around and became a Chelsea legend.

This is so exploitable, I say we use Roman's moolah to establish a permanent Cheslea B in the Champioship. Similar to Barca B it can't participate in Cup Tournaments and can't be promted to the same divsision as Chelsea.

I would like to see him as out number one keeper in the future.

Who the hell would want to play for Juventus? I would opt for AC or Inter, failing that at least waiting till Juve gets Champion League. I hate to say it but Serie A is more of an Old Folk's Retirement home, than a place for a budding superstar.

He perfectly embodies what I expect a Turkish man to look like. Sign Him.

Plus there is always the chance that Neymar is like Teves, meaning that the moment he gets to London, he will be complaining about how much he misses Brazil and his family. Besides Aguero is already proven, we don't want another Robinho, do we? But saying that I won't be complaining is either of them join.

Born on the Sunny Coast but live and grew up out in the bush, right smack bang in the middle of Queensland a little way up from the NSW border. I'm a full on Maroon. As far as the eye can see, usually with more grass on the roadside though. .

Does it say anything else? What is up with the picture of Nasri below WS?

DIE ZOMBIE!!!11!1!!!!1!!

Ol' Hilario will retire at Chelsea and end up having some sort of job coaching the Keepers of the future.

I'm the one that makes Ronaldinho look stupider than usual.

I agree fully AAMI has nothing on Suncorp or Sydney Football when State of Origin is on. Just a quick question are you a Maroon or a Blue or neither? The problem with Old Trafford is that it is full of Mancs.

1. Within two weeks 2. Hiddink 3. The day after 4. Lukaku 5. The day after the first sack him thread 6. Nico Anelka 7. Lukaku 8. Lukaku, De Bruyne, Eriksen, Van Der Wiel and Sneijder

I do and I am younger.

He just turned 27 a few days back. That is stil 5-6 good starting seasons. Funnily enough I was just reading Sneijder's wiki page and someone has vandalised it. "Current club Manchester United He joined man utd on 13 june for 30 mil"

Seems like something Cristiano would say just to stroke his ego.

I think those deals may happen, but I'm not getting my hopes up just yet. I cannot wait to get rid of Malouda, it does not even matter we are losing Essien. I have nothing but love for Essien but with Malouda...I hate to say it about any Chelsea player, but the sooner he leaves the better. If only Malouda was consistent enough to be the 'Giggs' of Chelsea that he truly wants to be. The only real problem ( or benefit) to Chelsea is that it seems no one wants to leave once they get here!

If he ever reaches Kaka's status hopefully he will have better knees.

Sergio Ramos

Essien is degrading slowly. Age takes away physicality in sports and Essien's game is 90% physicality. Best we 'cash' in on him while there is still an interest. While now, he still fairly fantastic, how many years will it be before he is completely useless? One? Two?

Inter can piss off with the idea that they can have Ramires. For the love of god take Florent and Essien.

I quite fancy OL but I struggle to watch as the Ligue 1 as coverage in Australia is rubbish. When I do get to watch them, Toulalan seems to be pretty good at what he does. But since I don't get to watch it regualary my opinion is not that reliable. I would quite fancy an OL shirt but to be honest they are quite ugly along with most Ligue 1 kits. I'm also a fan of Gourcouff so I would love for him to find his niche at OL and never leave the club seeing as he struggled a lot at AC. Is it true that Gourcouff is very shy and suffers a bit from 'stage fright' in the same way as Toulalan? Or is that a fancy way of calling the chokers. I say forget Yoann and grab Miralem Pjanic before some other bastard club does.

It came to me in a dream, darling.

And there doesn't seem to any CDMs of his calibre available to us. Gago? To small and weak. Cambiasso? He is getting on in the years. Masherano and Busquets? They cheat to much. Khedira? Real Madrid would not let him go. Toulalan? He hates playing in 'large' games.