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Now ladies, you are both pretty, so how about you stop the bitch fights, yeah? Anyway what's childish about Kalouda, it think it is fairly clever.

He destroyed Manchester United, so I would like to sign him myself. Hell, there are a dozen players I would sign with my blood if I had too.

I'm sure sh0n3x knows all about this guy, I'll just wait for his input. ....Tadic is good on FIFA 12 though...

He didn't even hear it. Ferdinand admitted to not hearing what John Terry said. What a fucking twat.

Next Joe Messi.

The third invisible category obviously. If you have played any of the older Final Fantasy games, you would be familiar with Invisible Option. How fast is this player? I know he has pretty damn good vision, very good dribbling skills and a very powerful shot, but speed is always a bonus.

Perhaps some memebers of the forum are clairvoyant?

I'd rather him play 30+ games for Genk in a season than 10+ games for the Reserves. That is if he doesn't cut the first team.

Well it depends on his character then. If he is the spiteful vengeful sort he will snub, but that is a very negative mindset to have. He should join the team where he can flourish the most. So no Real Madrid or Barcelona. He is still very young and should stay at Ajax for a year or two longer. Van Dar Vaart and Sneijder struggled at Real Madrid, so maybe he has some foresight.

Barcelona rejected him too, but his dad kept his damn mouth shut about that. Ultimately it is Christian Eriksen's decision and not his father's and I won't write him off till something happens.

He is alright, a bit dangerous. Just a suggestion, but Cahill signed and well Cahill is better.

I'm just going to list some raw players that can be molded. Most of these players would probably be rubbish at Chelsea, but all of them are play very well/decently at their current clubs. I like most of these players and I think a couple of down to earth hard workers could be very good for the club. Sometimes a risk on these type players is worth it (Lampard, Joe Cole, Duff) but sometimes it isn't (a lot of LIverpool players). Young and impressionable players that will look up to AVB as a god are needed, much like how the Vieille Garde look(ed) up to Emperor Mourinho. Wingers Junior Hoilett Marc Albrighton Anthony Pilkington Midfielders Barry Bannan Fabian Delph Joe Allen Jack Rodwell Ross Barkley Defenders Seamus Coleman Neil Taylor Ryan Shawcross I'm sure some of the more observant users have noticed a very simple paradigm.

As long he doesn't follow the Brazilian stereotype. That being: an inconsistent player that is overhill by 28.

It is a shame that our boat is full of holes.

Woah, RIP.

He is just the Stereotypical East Asian Man.

Sturridge will carve Taiwo to shred next time Chelsea and whatevertheirnameis play again.

Well, I wouldn't know about these things would I? Nowhere in Australia is that industrialised and that cold.

Lyon will win thanks to Platini; just like Marseille did in '93. The Champions League is second most exciting thing for me in February, the first being my 18th Birthday. Awww Yea, it's on a Friday.

I heard Wenger will bid £8 Million. But only on the condition that Hazard rekoves his Belgian nationality and becomes a naturalised Frenchman.

I can agree with you on that fact. I often reminiscence about that team and it always brings a smile. I believe that team was one of the few successful teams the didn't have a real playmaker.

Getting to the Semi Finals and not progressing is more depressing than anything for me. Sure I'm happy that the club did well, but why should I be content with third or fourth place finishes when Chelsea could have been Champions for all those five years.

I couldn't really care less what nationality he is, as long as he is a bloody good player. I guess, it because I'm not English.

When the hell were we a Super Club? Sure we were fantastic 2004-2008, but in my mind it takes something more than a few years of dominance to become a 'Super Club'.

I hope we don't here "John Terry accused of sleeping with Gary Cahill's wife."