Spike

I'd say that 188 goals every minute is better though.

What? Did I miss something? Is Didier coming back on loan? And it's 'accept' not 'except'. Example: I love all you guys, except you Kyle; I hate you. I accept your challenge.

18? What the fucking fuck?

A person should write an article on how influential, handsome, virile and important Spike is.

Maybe he isn't playing because he is a fuckhead? I just don't know these things, he could just be a cunt and not a fuckhead for all I know.

@manpe,

The Kop has promised Steeeveee Geee 72 unpunched DJs if they get to 4th.

I can't wait for Smarch next year. 13/13/13.

You fucking people.

CORNERS. CORNERS, STYLES.

Arguing about opinions?

Well, Mr Man Pee there is such a thing as a 'Letters Close' which is a classified legal document concerning a monarch granting powers, status or resources to an entity.

Well, it wasn't when I won the bastard.

Do what I did. Enter a competition and win an iPhone 4.

In Australia 'pinger' is slang for ecstasy. You've pretty much just called Xabi Alonso a drug dealer.

Isco has a release clause of €17 million. He is worth much more than that. At least €18 million.

For the millionth time, it's Xabi Alonso. Ignorant bastard.

It's scientific fact that when you're body is tired you are more creative. Also when on drugs like alcohol. I love writiing, just the premise I struggle with. If I thought of something I truly thought was great, it would just kind of fall into place.

I wonder how it feels to be prostituted to the Glazers, then?

Bonjour you cheese eating surrender monkey. Have some Jerry Lewis to brighten your day. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MA3406YJUg

Yes. The home grown applies to him. I think they have to have trained in England for 3 years before their 21st birthday.

And your puns are England. Get it? I did what you did, making a pun out of nationalities. Instead of writing shit, I substituted it for England. Haha, I'm a fucking genius.

I put a condom around where I plug the ethernet cable in. Works like a charm.