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This is how we do it in Australia...

You look like you can't handle it very well.

Jesus Christ, I came here with intentions of asking how to create a more masculine wardrobe, you know something that Hemmingway would wear. Looks like I came to the wrong place.

Cheers, cunt. I'll watch it if I'm up and moving. I enjoy seeing Chalobah in action.

How long till kick off?

Marion Cotillard is so damn beautiful it's unfair.

Did you ever consider that given Lampard's age and years left as a pro player that adidas wants to get a head start and fill the void quickly with another player? Who knows? They might get the next big marketable superstar.

I never really rated Carlo as a manager, so I'm hoping he has a few chairs missing upstairs and bites the hand again. Carlo always seemed really cool though, not a great manager but a bit of a badass.

Hopefully Carlo Ancellotti buys him again. Pee Ess Gee is cashed up the last time I heard. It'd be very funny seeing Torres sulk about while Zlatan does his usual alpha male routine. It'd be great if he proves us wrong like he says...but you know...it's the same old song and dance as the last few years.

The is guy is very fast, but he isn't exactly agile. He is a fast as a speedsters like Reus, Kuba, Ribery but he isn't agile like them. He kind of reminds me of Torres, very fast but not agile. The agility does worry me because, with low agility means more pressure on joints and muscles when turning and stopping, and that in turn means higher chance of injury. I'm probably wrong about this but he could end up like Torres because of this. Food for thought.

YOU are such a hypocrite. How can you be so thick? How is this not spam? "Only a man who have erotic dreams about other men would see this campaign as very, very, very homoerotic." You've spammed topics before, I've even seen you post one sentence posts, so don't ride in here on your high horse about spam. Since when have you joked with me, Henrique? I know for a fact you've never liked me, so why the hell are you trying to do it now when you've never done it before? As far as I was concerned it was another one of your many snide remarks. I remember your bitchy passive aggressive digs at me when I won MOTM. Also, did you forget that you were the one that started the cycle of quotes? Did you? I can't take any of your opinions seriously, you are just the devil's advocate. You post things that are contrary to popular opinion to get a rise out of the general user. You don't even do it well, usually when some one replies to one of your statements, you just retort with you usual 'clown' insult. That's not a constructive debate, that's just a petty argument, something that I see you in quite often. You are as predictable as the sun coming up in the morning. Why don't you take your own advice and "So just shut up and stop quoting my posts if you cant even share some jokes". IF YOU DON'T LIKE MY POSTS JUST IGNORE ME. DON'T BITCH ABOUT IT TO MY FACE. I would ignore you myself, but you don't post that often and I usually just scroll past what you write. This is it, Henrique, I'm tired of all your arrogant bullshit and I'm ending this now. As far as I'm concerned you are an idiot that brings nothing constructive to this website. I may be that also in some people's minds, but I'm not going to hide behind a thin veil hypocracy like you.

Yeah. This is boring. You're boring, you've lost your controversial edge, Henrique. I'm quiting this bullshit roundabout while I'm ahead.

That makes the bench 150% more classy. Who doesn't want George Clooney sitting on the sub bench?

I've always prefered that Adidas logo to the current. Even if for some people it reminds them of marijauna. It does remind me of Platini and France '84 though.

If he doesn't leave can I rub it in your face? Even if you say no, I'll do it anyway.

Only a man who has erotic dreams about other men would see this me and my post as very, very, very homoerotic.

Really, guys? Really? A Marketing campaign is signalling Lamp's leaving? Really?

Last night I forgot to turn off my SWAG and I woke up covered in bitches. Why? Because I'm Top Gun around here. The old gang...brings a tear to my eye. But I dare not shed it, for I am too manly for that bullshit. Instead I'll just kill something and eat it.

This campaign is very, very, very homoerotic. It's making the club feel very camp, in a 'zaaaap' sort of way.

You fucking arsehole. I literally thought the user 'Liquidator' whose name is 'Harry' was dead. It's too early in the morning for me. RIP

Top Gun is not some bourgeoisie mystery, Top Gun understands the plights of the plebeians and scum. Top Gun pities all of you and wants to bring a source of light to your otherwise dark lives.

What the fuck has the pub become?

Oh, god a collar.

Well he certainly isn't a Top Gun like myself.

It looks like something the town alcoholics would wear while playing lawn bowls.