Spike

Fuck this thread and fuck Manchester City. And Fuck Cap. He is a drongo.

He knows. That is why he wants to loan Markovic to Inter, so Chelsea get dibs on Kovacic is he ever wants to leave Inter.

Full kit wanker. Well I'd rather JT lift the trophy than BOSSingwa.

You people and your images with no justification...

Almost every single football fan had one player whilst growing up who they thought was the greatest player ever, they might not necessarily be the greatest player of all time but when you were a kid they might as well have been. You see this player as a kid and you think they are just brilliant and you hold this sentiment for ever. I don't want to see Crisitano Ronaldo and Lionel Messi being listed because I think most you of lads and lasses are too old to be saying they were your childhood hero, but if you are that much of a young 'un (Liquidator and Ryan Davidson come to mind, god bless their young hearts) I suppose that's fine. For me in particular Kaka was that player. I thought Kaka was the best anyone could ever hope to be. Absolutely amazing player. I thought it was such a shame that he played for AC Milan, where I couldn't see his talents week in week out. He had everything pace, skill, intelligence, great looks. He looked stylish while he played and made the game look so effortless and silky smooth.

Those stats are from WhoScored.com http://www.whoscored.com/Players/78498/

If you said that out aloud you'd probably be rucked to death by 8ft 125kg Maori men.

I'm way snappier and wittier than than Bobby cunt.

You are a cunt for doubting the all reaching eyes of his lord and saviour Heskey. Who the fuck are you to doubt der FÜHRER? SEIG HEIL!

Only Ryan's shame and dishonour.

Ryan had brought shame to his family. How could he exist in a life of dishonour? Their judging eyes undressed his very soul as he wrote down his poem. He was clean for the first time in his life, the occassion called for cleanliness. Ryan spent many of hours washing and cleansing himself, he took no pride in it though as he knew what was coming. His poem was now finished, as was his travels through this world. In a brief moment the shame and dishonour that plagued the Davidson clan was washed away. Everything was in it's right place, Ryan was no more than a leaf in the wind of this great blue world of ours. Like this if you cried.

Even? hahahaha. We'd lose. What makes it even worse is that they aren't even nice people or even remotely intelligent. It's so awful, not only are they overweight and ugly but they are mean spiritied and just plain nasty idiots.

Brave man.

End of her cunt. I'd like to

Your sister. Send her over.

Except this high class cunt. Get wrekt m8

It's the reason why I'm so great at long distance running.

She was das German-Spanish. Slut. Best for using as a shooting target. Do it cunt. They are white, trashy and willing. That's like a 10/10 in Australia. Low standards country.

Do you show them how Ryan does it?

@Rmpr, Charm. Class. Sophistication.

See! This is why you are ranked number one desirable man in all of Scotland and number 578475847584578 in the world.

You know how big Australia is? She lives in North Queensland that is more than twice the length of the UK away. And she has BF, Spike is a randy cunt but not a dogging cunt.

My German room mate has fucking fit sister. It would be so awesome to bang her, not because she is fit but because the lulz.

My mate has an older sister. I want to fuck her because I think it would be funny. Actually a couple of my mates have fit sisters. They'll feel the wrath of Spike. By wrath, I mean my longjohn.

The second last word is what I'll do to your sister.