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Poor old Joe. You've looked like a muppet since leaving Chelsea.

Not a fan of this guy...

Turnbull? Oh no.

MATA?!?!

Leighton Baines is the most English looking person I've ever seen. He is literally the stereotype the pops into my head about Englishmen. He also looks like he is in the wrong decade. He would be at home in the 70s.

Don't leave Hizlesperger alone on the ball 45 yards out.

I belive it's a degenerative disease that affects the cartiledge in the knee cap. I'm not sure though, so don't quote me on this.

Call dibs on Cabaye. That guy is their best player without a doubt. In my opinion anyway.

Gary Neville is insidious. I make this sound everytime I see an unexpected goal.

I still hope for Battersea Powerstation Stadium. Fuck yes, that sounds like an Iron Maiden song.

I thought he was leaving till last night's game. That hatrick was as good as him signing the contract. In my opinion.

I'm offended. I've never partaken in a wankfest in my life. I have been in dozens of circle jerks, though. Dzeko is more than unrealistic, ManCity would try to avoiding selling to a rival and he has just hit a bit of form.

Can't blame them for wanting a new Owen. He had some crazy tekkers. It's so easy to forget that Owen was at one stage one the best players in the world. But we can blame them for being ignorant fools with their heads placed firmly up their rear.

Well considering that it was on the radio and no quotes have been given you are taking a lot of liberties. How do we know that he didn't say that this is the perfect partnership that the team can put out at this current moment in time? He could have stated it's the perfect attacking partnership for all I know. This is too ambiguous to have a proper debate.

Well Bamford has yet to turn to be a good signing yet. You can't really say what is a good signing and what isn't until they leave the club.

I'll agree with him just because he is Pat Nevin. I like reading his articles.

I really dislike the JT comparisons. Gazza is a really solid CB, you can't ask more from him, he is solid enough for England and is solid enough for a top Premier League team. But JT was WORLD CLASS and simply one of the best of his generation, and Gazza isn't near that and probably never will be but not many do reach that level, so it really isn't a criticism.

Ugly cunts are fine. Look at JT he is pretty terrible. Lescott transcends that. He looks like the anthromorphic incarnation of the boogeyman.

Actually I read that article at the start of the year. I recall not thinking too much of it at the time.

That link is dead, fella. You might have to find another.

Fuck no. That means I'd have to that face every week. There is a reason I don't watch ManCity and England games, and it's this man's mug.

Hah, I'm taller than that bastard. Not much taller, but I'm still taller. I'm short.

I'd rather some of their British/Irish talent. They've got a few there, but a combination of youth+callowness+strange tactics+idiot manager = relegation. Hard to believe their is a strong chance for Villa do go down.

I think Ryan wants Dzeko to do to him what he did to Lahm... He then gave Lahm a big ass grab. Not the usual AVB 'good job' ass grab but a deep wandering fingers grab.

No. Did you see that tackle Gardner put on Bale? That's one weak rubgy tackle.